2017 MLS Jersey Thread

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Darkwing McQuack, Nov 1, 2016.

  1. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't mind the name- but that 96 crest should be consigned to the dustbin of MLS history.
     
  2. VBCity72

    VBCity72 Member+

    Aug 17, 2014
    Sunny San Diego
    Club:
    Plymouth Argyle FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Especially if you Google image NE Rev Crest there are so many kick-ass concepts too.
     
  3. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know. But the Krafts seem happy patching their franchise with wire and duct tape.
     
  4. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    I'm guessing they're waiting for a re-brand until they get a new stadium, which may easily be never....
     
  5. Green and BLue

    Green and BLue Member+

    Seattle Sounders FC
    Nov 3, 2003
    Republic of Cascadia
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, drink our product and streams of red will issue forth from your rectum too! Great brand imaging.
     
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  6. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It will never happen because the Krafts have no financial incentive to do so. This franchise will continue to be the redheaded stepchild of the Kraft empire. They'll throw it water and breadcrumbs and let it sleep in the shed, but that's about it.
     
  7. Darkwing McQuack

    Darkwing McQuack BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 11, 2011
    Morrisville, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The only way the Revs get a new badge is if the team is sold. Sadly if it does get sold I have no doubt the new owner would rebrand to something generic like New England FC, New England United, or New England City.
     
  8. ArsenalMetro

    ArsenalMetro Member+

    United States
    Aug 5, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    New England City would be the worst name in American sports, so I fully expect it to happen.
     
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  9. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    New England United would be the only "United" name to make sense, since it unites the football hopes of entire region, instead of a city or even a state.
     
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  10. CAllen91

    CAllen91 Member

    Atlanta United
    Oct 23, 2013
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Whitecaps "Rain" whites look just like regular white jerseys on my 4k TV. Even when it's a close up you can't tell they're triangles unless you know. Something is just a little off with them. Like that really pretty girl back in highschool that had a bit of a lazy eye.
     
  11. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That lazy eye indicated she was a witch and you would have been right and proper to burn her at the stake. This soft generation is unwilling to do what's right.
     
  12. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    No wonder it's taken so long for Atlanta to get into the league.
     
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  13. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You filthy sinner! I'm gonna hitch up m'wagon and ride over to where you stay so I can drive the demons from your soul with an iron bar applied vigorously to your neck and face.
     
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  14. GunnerJacket

    GunnerJacket Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 18, 2003
    Gainesville, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    We weren't in a hurry. Simply thought we'd learn from your mistakes and then come in and do it right. :cool:
     
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  15. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Very smart move, though I was more referencing the apparent witch infestation referenced above, that is now brought under control.
     
  16. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Infestation indicates we DONT have it under control.
     
  17. GunnerJacket

    GunnerJacket Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 18, 2003
    Gainesville, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Lando Calrissian failed Cloud City. Now he's failing to manage the current witch problem. Atlanta to the rescue!
     
  18. Tigereye

    Tigereye Member+

    (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐
    Aug 19, 2005
    (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Sacramento fan is gonna hate this but "New England Republic" could be a rebrand option that maintains the patriotic angle.
     
  19. Chooxch

    Chooxch Member

    Aug 29, 2016
    Club:
    3 de Febrero
    The New England Revolution?
     
  20. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There you go! Get in there, Revs, and get that name before they give a franchise to Sacramento! How funny would that be?

    But most likely the team will be rebranded as Kraft Lite.
     
  21. LimeTree

    LimeTree Member+

    Oct 22, 2007
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Slippery slope. Sure, you'd have the New England Republic now. But I've heard rumblings about Senator Kraftatine's ultimate goals. It's as if I can see his next presentation to the Board of Governor's now..

     
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  22. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hear they're building an enormous orbiting death station entirely out of Kraft Brand cheese products . . .
     
  23. scott47a

    scott47a Member+

    Seattle Sounders FC; Arsenal FC
    Feb 6, 2007
    Austin, Texas
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Discarded razors
     
  24. Dr. Dogfish

    Dr. Dogfish Member

    Aug 1, 2011
    Heart of Darkness
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I heard that next year they'll just wear cast-off Patriots shirts with the team names crossed off and rewritten in sharpie ink.
     
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  25. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The New England Jingoists
     

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