2011/12 Shinji Okazaki @ VfB Stuttgart (GER) Thread [R]

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Messages from JNT-teammates to Okazaki and Abe. Quite funny
Hope somebody ups the whole show soon.

 

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Okazaki & Nagatomo in Shabekuri007.

 

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This was kind of cool until, around the 3 minutes mark, they start talking about who has the biggest d*ck.

And apparently E'to does. Wtf.

 

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Haha no? Seriously? That is hilarious.

 

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Yeah, then they started groping Nagatomo's butt.

Reminds me of when I went to Japan. I have a Footballers legs because I train my legs like a Footballer (not just running, but weight training as well and sprints). Women and men a like would not stop touching me saying 'uwaaa!!!'

The first part was interesting. Nagatomo was showing a picture of him in Italy (some place called doumo? I don't know the English equivalent, only Japanese) and how people are very straightforward and kissing and stuff, and how he'd be so enthralled by the attractive young people in their teens making out that he'd act like he was on his phone while watching them. These guys are hilarious! Okazaki is usually funnier but he didn't really make any jokes this time =/

 

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Hah okey that is interesting. Thanks.

 

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"I couldn't stop staring at it"

LOL

 

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I know right! I'm like 'WTF!?' And what makes it worse is the comedian who said, "From now on, when I see E'to I'll be like 'must be rough carrying something so heavy all the time!'"

 

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lol man you sure have different senses. I was like ROFL @ that part it's such a well paced chat show. Is your country of origin judeo christian based by any chance? and that second part of the vid was ROFL as well it nearly killed me!

 

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I'm actually American, lol. And I thought it was really funny, just really odd haha

 

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lol ok sorry I wasn't trying to be negative in any way but something I noticed about those who were raised in the west they have knee jerk reaction on remotely sex related subjects in ways that's very different from the Japanese so I was compelled to ask

 

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Oh no I'm defintely cool lol I guess you can't show emotion well on the internet haha. I was in Japan last year and learned they're more open to stuff like this, and I've always been pretty cool with it. I was just surprised by the openness xD

 

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Well open is probably nnot the right word it's more like the Japanese culture doesn't link up sex related matters to the idea of absolute good and evil so there's no subconcious wack or social complex which lead to the knee jerk reaction I was referring to but it gets complicated so that'll do for now lol. I went the other way and it confused me for a while so I can understand you might be experiencing something similar in the other direction.

 

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The fun thing is that Nagatomo and Okazaki behave like a perfect "Owarai-Combi" with Nagatomo the "Tsukkomi" and Okazaki the "Boke".
Khengi, if you understand that relationship and if you are laughing at the "oyakusoku"-jokes you can apply for Japanese citizenship

 

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LOL Ok, I'm gonna try and do this without a dictionary.

I assume　つっこみ is the straight man or the guy who produces laughter simply from his expression, and his expression is usually brought on by the stupid antics of the ボケ, lol.

No idea what おやくそく means though, lol

 

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To keep things simple for me there is this glossary in Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_owarai_terms#kombi

But it was wrong what I wrote, it's not Japanese but the Kansai-citizenship you might apply for

 

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From a few days ago.

 

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His hair is so cool, looks like a member from The Gazette

 

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I remember him saying on one of the shows that he is growing it to pull a 丁髷.

 

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Like this?

 

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Isn't that also Tulio's hairstyle?

 

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Yea I think he wants it to look like Tulio but maybe longer? Not sure why Beckham has 2 丁髷s.

 

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Tulio's getting bald, I'm worried. It's strange since his father isn't bald

 

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He can make a hair transplant, just like Giggs and Rooney