Hello, RV rental place? Yeah, I’m calling about a missing item. It is a 25 foot orange extension cord in a white grocery bag. It might have been left in one of your RV’s. ..... The RV? I’m not sure. There was a Golden Retriever on the side. ..... When was it rented? Um, on Saturday the 27th and was returned either Sunday evening the 28th or Monday the 29th. ..... Who rented it? It was a guy named Hamburglar. He posts on a soccer web site. ..... Hello? Hello?