10/28 Last Match of 2018 Party

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  1. TKyle

    TKyle Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Wuuuthington, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hello, RV rental place?
    Yeah, I’m calling about a missing item.
    It is a 25 foot orange extension cord in a white grocery bag. It might have been left in one of your RV’s.
    .....
    The RV? I’m not sure. There was a Golden Retriever on the side.
    .....
    When was it rented? Um, on Saturday the 27th and was returned either Sunday evening the 28th or Monday the 29th.
    .....
    Who rented it? It was a guy named Hamburglar. He posts on a soccer web site.
    .....
    Hello? Hello?
     
  2. SLSHOT01

    SLSHOT01 Member

    Columbus
    United States
    Oct 26, 2017
    Galion, Ohio
    This was magical. Spread more rep BSrs!
     
    TKyle and Ch(Elsey) repped this.
  3. WhiteHartShame

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @Hamburgler03 I think I left some disposable cups with "AAA" scrawled on them in the RV, can you return the unused ones to me? :)
     
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  4. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    I believe I saw Meram's lucky scoring boots in the back of the RV (don't ask how they got there). I'm sure he'd appreciate someone calling the rental place to get those returned by this afternoon.
     
    TKyle, Ch(Elsey), chr1st and 1 other person repped this.
  5. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    We sold those on eBay for a bajillion dollars.
     
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  6. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    We sold those on eBay for a bajillion dollars to a W. Rooney on 11/2.
     
  7. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They'd know. They'd know
     

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