The "I Hate Chelsea" Thread

CelticOnFire · 04 Jun 2005, 05:14 PM

Alright, in light of the recent events, I fell that a thread liek this is needed.
So post here if you hate chelsea, but try to give some sort of reason.
The recent Frank Arnsesn approach has pissed me off. Chelsea were told that they cannot make an approach for him, yet they have. Their policy of buying every player under the sun has also pissed me off. Its make the prem even thougher to win. They, and Arsenal, have made it difficult to lose 4 or 5 games and win the prem.

So to chelsea I say: F ****** off.

OrlandoSPUR · 04 Jun 2005, 08:13 PM

By DuncSpur - June 4 2005

"Following on from their illegal approaches for Cole and Arnesen, The ******* on Sunday has now learnt that Chelsea Football Club have set their sights on Tottenham Hotspur supporters as their next target.

"Following on from their illegal approaches for Cole and Arnesen, The ***** on Sunday has now learnt that Chelsea Football Club have set their sights on Tottenham Hotspur supporters as their next target.

Abramovich’s money means that Chelski can afford the best, and Tottenham supporters have a reputation as amongst the very best. Chelsea’s support is primarily composed of fair-weather supporters who have jumped on the club’s recent good fortunes and this is said to be upsetting Jose Mourhino, who considers decent support a key part of a football club.

A spokeswoman for Chelski FC, Ms Gloria Hunter, said “It is true that we are in the market for decent support and have been looking as Spurs supporters for some time. We have tried our own loyalty scheme along the lines of Spurs and did have one supporter who had managed to gain 14 points. Unfortunately, he has now left to follow Liverpool after their Champions League success. We are confident that we can just give Spurs supporters money and they will join us – although I admit that neither myself nor anybody at the Chelski really understand this loyalty thing”.

Spurs remained unavailable for comment at the time of going to press."

OrlandoSPUR · 04 Jun 2005, 10:02 PM

And if you know your history!!!

The Park Lane End holds its place in the history of THFC support as the original home of Tottenham Hotspur's singing contingent, even though some of the chants and songs from the late 60s and 70s would be too inciting by today's standards.
CFC's attempt to take the Park Lane in the late 60's caused mayhem. Players looked on in bewilderment as the terrace battle spilled onto the pitch, causing the ref to temporarily stop the match. This heralded a rabid rivalry between Tottenham's terrace army and Chelsea's notorious Shed. (Back in 1906 a Tottenham v Aston Villa cup tie had to be abandoned after spectators swarmed onto the pitch at the interval.)
A popular anti-CFC song was set to the laughable TV advertisement I'd like to buy the world a Coke, borrowed from the original song I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing by the Hillside Singers: "I'd like to buy a ball and chain, and fill it up wiv led, and when I saw a Chelsea fan I'd wrap it round his 'ed."

5_EUROPEAN_CUPS · 05 Jun 2005, 02:29 PM

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:d

URwormfood · 21 Jul 2005, 03:36 AM

I hate $hit-ski!!

Because they just suck-ski!

~worm~

marakana10 · 26 Jul 2005, 12:31 AM

I hate the policy they have. At least be like Real Madrid, who doesn't try to buy every top player in the world... they just buy once every year.

I also give the supporters of Man U credit. Creating their own club. Forget Glazer. Come on FC United. Come on u GUNNERS... take down Cxelsi..! or anyone else if they have the power.