Son Puro Pendejadas!!! Playoff edition!

Discussion in 'El Batallon' started by Blu N Houston, Oct 27, 2008.

  1. Blu N Houston Member

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    YO D.C!!! Keep your heads up mahn!

    Somos brothers from another mother..well atleast Barra Brava and El Batallon.


    So does that makes TA and Sreaming Eagles the redheaded stepchildren?
          
  2. CeltTexan Member

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  3. BBBulldog Moderator

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    kill metros :D
  4. Dre00 Member

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    Heh...I have to admit, that made me laugh.
  5. Gregmeister New Member

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    Pinche Wheels! Why you no likey the army?

    RED CARD!!!
  6. Blu N Houston Member

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    what do you mean...the PULSE ARMY ROCKS!

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    Trick or Treat beeetches.... I'm in the hater zone.
  7. Blu N Houston Member

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    Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

    #10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

    #9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.

    #8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

    #7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

    #6. Person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.

    #5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months. :eek:

    #4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.

    #3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    #2. Less guilt the next morning. :D

    And the number one #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...

    If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!
  8. Blu N Houston Member

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    Top Ten Jalloween Costumes for 2008
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  9. Blu N Houston Member

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    8.Harris County EB member..
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    7. San Jose Fans..
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  10. Blu N Houston Member

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    7.Bodka and Redbulls get crushed daily
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    6.Barra Brava,No playoffs... don't do it! Reconsider!!
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  11. Blu N Houston Member

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    5. Styper....the MASSIVE CREW
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    4.Chi-Towns Finest...
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  12. Blu N Houston Member

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    3. L.A. queefs..
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    2.Dullas fans....ride that cannon Boy!! YEHHHH HAAAA!
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  13. Blu N Houston Member

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    #1.....Texian Army KApo aka Mini Noobius
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    :D:D
  14. MannieG Member

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  15. CeltTexan Member

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    It is what it is Mannie.
  16. Blu N Houston Member

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  17. Blu N Houston Member

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  18. OrangeTica Member

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    hahahahahahahah!!!

    wat about dis one beeeeeech

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  19. OrangeTica Member

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    haappy jalloween?? wat about this costume???:confused::confused:

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  20. Blu N Houston Member

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    Classic Wheels chant

    SI NO ERES DE HOUSTON.... PU-TO
    Y NO TIENES PASION.... PU-TO
    ANDATE A LA CHINGADA.... PINCHE PUTO CABRON!!

    PERO SI ERES DE HOUSTON.... <TOO-TOO con la trumpeta wey!>
    Y TIENES PASION... <TOO-TOO>
    Entonces CANTA CONMIGO.... <TOO-TOO>
    SOMOS PURO HOUSTON.... <TOO-TOO>
    SOMOS PURO HOUSTON
    DYNAMO A TODA MADRE.... <TOO-TOO>
    SOMOS PURO HOUSTON!!
  21. CeltTexan Member

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    Always a funny song and beat

    Where's the accordion...don't mess wit our TOO-TOO!
  22. Blu N Houston Member

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    for McSwiggins upcoming birfday..
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  23. CeltTexan Member

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    Pendejadas del salon!!!

    THAT'S AWESOME! Ha ha ha!!!
  24. Blu N Houston Member

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    Y los Sours?
  25. yossarin Member

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    Do you do that chant at the game? I can remember when we worked on that one... just glad the "too too's" are from a trumpet and not gases from the hinchada :D

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