Well, the Crewzers have updated their site, and I definitely think some 30 year old virgins are going to have a whale of a time with it: www.columbuscrewzers.com Not only does it have a nice bukkake-like mugshot of every dancing starlet, but there's some canidid photos such as these: I got dibs on the one on the far left: Ah, there she is again..leading the pack of course:
Let me just say that the one in the middle here really steals the show... Now the site says that these girls are getting ready for a "photo shoot" of some kind. Hmmmm...
My ideal vacation is: Going to Japan Sounds like a winner! You KNOW she's looking for the special sauce... Ok, I'm done.
kind of makes me nostalgic for the "girls of the WC" thread that used to be around. sniff...sniff. minus three or four of the girls, some of those girls are down right scary looking. could rename the squad "bruisers" instead of "crewzers." that's imvho of course.
Name: Kelly Her best assest is: My ghetto-booty (hopefully the rest of her is hotter than her face.) hmm... a lot of them seem to enjoy beaches....
Classic!!!! Also, Krypto, try and pick some of the ugly ones out to make fun of. In other words, while looking at the headshot, pretend that you are at a party and the girl comes up to talk to you. With the girl above you talked about above, chances are that you'll get out an "hiiiiiiieh" and piss down your leg. Now, try to redeem yourself with the "showstopper" that Bailey posted...
I can't get any of you to write a single joke in the fanzine, yet you have plenty of material when it comes the the Crewzers. Baffling.
There seems to be a lot of turnover from year to year. Two years ago, they were all at least 30 and looked like they probably had knives tucked somewhere in those gold lame halter tops. Last year, they looked like somebody had kidnapped the Brookhaven high school dance squad. They used more Clearasil and less crack. This group seems somewhere in the middle. The usual L'oreal Platinum #12 rinse jobs, and a couple obvious bargain-basement boob jobs, but overall they seem a lot more socially acceptable.
No joke. Maybe Krypto goes after the best looking girl in the room, but I'm all about the personality and you know the way these girls can get out on the field and shake it all around tells me they've got it. Not only that, but it seems that most of them are 20-25 and single, and as a 23 year-old man that means they are right in my demographic. Anyone think the Crewzers will be at the Museum tomorrow or Gameworks Friday?
Zak, I realize the last time you met me was a year and a half ago, so you might not remember, but I am pretty hot. And if anyone wants to meet up with me at Gameworks to try to meet some of these ladies, I will be there.