Zak, this one's for you.

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Chris_Bailey, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Well, the Crewzers have updated their site, and I definitely think some 30 year old virgins are going to have a whale of a time with it:

    www.columbuscrewzers.com

    Not only does it have a nice bukkake-like mugshot of every dancing starlet, but there's some canidid photos such as these:

    I got dibs on the one on the far left:

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    Ah, there she is again..leading the pack of course:

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  2. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Let me just say that the one in the middle here really steals the show...

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    Now the site says that these girls are getting ready for a "photo shoot" of some kind. Hmmmm...

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  3. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    My ideal vacation is: Going to Japan

    Sounds like a winner! You KNOW she's looking for the special sauce...




    Ok, I'm done.
     
  4. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    cheers man. You rule.
     
  5. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    proving once again that there's nothing more important in life than having a flat stomach.
     
  6. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    The one in the black is dead hot. The rest are questionable.
     
  7. banbaseball

    banbaseball Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    East of the Bay
    kind of makes me nostalgic for the "girls of the WC" thread that used to be around. sniff...sniff.

    minus three or four of the girls, some of those girls are down right scary looking. could rename the squad "bruisers" instead of "crewzers." that's imvho of course.
     
  8. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Name: Kelly
    Her best assest is: My ghetto-booty (hopefully the rest of her is hotter than her face.)

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    hmm... a lot of them seem to enjoy beaches....
     
  9. banbaseball

    banbaseball Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    East of the Bay
    and hair dying products.
     
  10. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    hmm ...a lot of them seem to enjoy bleaches...
     
  11. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Classic!!!!

    Also, Krypto, try and pick some of the ugly ones out to make fun of. In other words, while looking at the headshot, pretend that you are at a party and the girl comes up to talk to you. With the girl above you talked about above, chances are that you'll get out an "hiiiiiiieh" and piss down your leg.

    Now, try to redeem yourself with the "showstopper" that Bailey posted...
     
  12. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    I can't get any of you to write a single joke in the fanzine, yet you have plenty of material when it comes the the Crewzers. Baffling.
     
  13. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There seems to be a lot of turnover from year to year.

    Two years ago, they were all at least 30 and looked like they probably had knives tucked somewhere in those gold lame halter tops.

    Last year, they looked like somebody had kidnapped the Brookhaven high school dance squad. They used more Clearasil and less crack.

    This group seems somewhere in the middle. The usual L'oreal Platinum #12 rinse jobs, and a couple obvious bargain-basement boob jobs, but overall they seem a lot more socially acceptable.
     
  14. Robb W

    Robb W New Member

    Jan 31, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew

    No joke. Maybe Krypto goes after the best looking girl in the room, but I'm all about the personality and you know the way these girls can get out on the field and shake it all around tells me they've got it.

    Not only that, but it seems that most of them are 20-25 and single, and as a 23 year-old man that means they are right in my demographic. Anyone think the Crewzers will be at the Museum tomorrow or Gameworks Friday?
     
  15. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    all this stick coming from the best looking group of guys ever assembled.
     
  16. Robb W

    Robb W New Member

    Jan 31, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I had no idea there were 50 Crewzers!
     
  17. Robb W

    Robb W New Member

    Jan 31, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Zak, I realize the last time you met me was a year and a half ago, so you might not remember, but I am pretty hot.

    And if anyone wants to meet up with me at Gameworks to try to meet some of these ladies, I will be there.
     
  18. swittler

    swittler Member

    Jun 28, 2002
    Columbus
    zak,
    i never thought you looked at guys that way.

    scotty2hotty
     
  19. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    now you've done it.
     
  20. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't mean to sound gay, or anything. But, your SS looks GREAT in those jeans!!
     
  21. swittler

    swittler Member

    Jun 28, 2002
    Columbus
    classic movie
     

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