You've taken our MoJo

Discussion in 'New York Red Bulls' started by AndyMead, Dec 16, 2002.

  1. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Maurice Johnston has signed as your new assistant coach. Lucky bastards.
     
  2. Tommy

    Tommy New Member

    May 3, 1999
    NYC,NY
    You can have him back. Dirty stinkin Judas: I feel dirty just knowing he now lives in the tri-state area.
     
  3. UncleLTrain

    UncleLTrain Member

    May 19, 2002
    ummmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  4. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Wow. I figured it would be four or five posts before the whole "judas" thing started up.
     
  5. JoBeck

    JoBeck New Member

    Jul 24, 2000
    Wesschessduh
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Mo Johnston "Judas" controversy—perhaps the biggest incident of soccer fans totally overreacting in the 20th century.
     
  6. Footix

    Footix Member

    Dec 11, 1998
    Left Of The Dial
    I was talking last night to someone about Mo coming to Metro, and he told me "Great...now all the pretend/part-time Celtic Fans can start their "Judas Coont" chanting immediately."

    At least I know Tommy to be hardcore Celtic...but that stuff really sounds ridiculous from guys who couldn't tell you who Celtic played last week or will play this week. You know who you are.
     
  7. Vistula

    Vistula New Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    Garfield
    My favorite Celtic is Robert Parrish.
    My favorite Ranger is Ed Giacomin.

    See, it's easy to like both teams.
     
  8. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    It's always been the Lucky Charms Leprechaun and Kevin Gallen for me.
     
  9. Red Card

    Red Card Member+

    Mar 3, 1999
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My favorite Ranger was the masked man with silver bullets.
     
  10. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    At least Clint will have someone to go drinking with.
     
  11. soccertom

    soccertom New Member

    Jun 2, 1999
    Congrats on adding Mo to the Metros staff. Johnston brings a fine resume to your club and I'm sure Mo will prove to be a valuable addition.

    Mo Johnston and Matt McKeon were fast friends on the Wizards for many years and I suspect Mr McKeon may soon be a Metro.
     
  12. Congorilla

    Congorilla New Member

    Feb 18, 1999
    Nice to know you aint a dead sumumabitch in a ditch somewheres sick bhoy.

    You know I feel yer anti anglicized Mo angst, and tho' I have to admit that back in '98 when Fearless Mc Allister had the effing nerve to pick up Mo in our fantasy league draft while sitting in The Blarney Castle, for crying out loud.... well, at the time I was shocked, floored, nauseous and embarrassed that a die hard bhoy and member in good standing of the NY Celtic Supporters Club would stoop to selecting the Benedict Hun for a measly 8-10 fantasy points.

    If ya really wanna get brass taxi about it, seeing Richard Goff romping in my Swampy backyard was always a good bit harder to take anyway, because I actually SAW him putting his boot into downed Celtic players. And he always acted like this league was beneath him even as he cashed MLS checks.

    But ya know wha? Over time, seeing picts of Mo-esha running around in the ridic Wiz clown suit, looking more like a low rent K.C. Ronald McDonald than a former SPL bad man, and years of stick giving to Crooklyn Celtic Kev about that ignominious draft day, well, lets just say its damn hard to take Mo seriously anyMo. At least no Mo so, than a Mo Chi Mehn Hasbro action figure. Mo, methinks, is a hasbeen. A completely strip mall emasculated, seven layer burritoed, girl drink drunk of epic Amerk ex-pat proportions. About as dangerous as yer garden variety Barra del Cactus.

    If he helps make our players better and fight with the effort demanded of professionals elsewhere, I think I can deal.
     
  13. Congorilla

    Congorilla New Member

    Feb 18, 1999
    I think the Korean freak out over Apollo Oh-No! is infinitesimally more banal and silly.
     
  14. NYC

    NYC New Member

    Nov 1, 1999
    Yes, but that took place in the 21st century, didn't it?
     
  15. Congorilla

    Congorilla New Member

    Feb 18, 1999
    Take my bong..... PLEASE!
     
  16. Red Card

    Red Card Member+

    Mar 3, 1999
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Was Tab passed over?
     
  17. Vistula

    Vistula New Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    Garfield
    I heard he torn a hammy on his way into the interview.
     
  18. SoFla Metro

    SoFla Metro Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Ft. Lauderdale, FL
    Enough with the short jokes already.
     
  19. Red Card

    Red Card Member+

    Mar 3, 1999
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't know if you are serious or if perhaps you are not familiar with the phrase.

    "passed over" is an idiom in English that has nothing to do with height or references to being short. It is used when an employee does not get a promotion.

    http://www.careermarketing.com/content/list.content/page_13-104.html
     
  20. Congorilla

    Congorilla New Member

    Feb 18, 1999
    Hell, I thought you were slaggin the Semitic
     
  21. SoFla Metro

    SoFla Metro Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Ft. Lauderdale, FL
    Someone forgot to turn on his Sarcasm-o-Meter


    I was kidding. All this talk of Tab, Mo and ABMOD have me pulling hoping for some A-list material on short jokes.
     
  22. NYC

    NYC New Member

    Nov 1, 1999
  23. stanleyt

    stanleyt Member

    Dec 7, 1998
    Harlem, USA
    Are we getting Gazza too?
     
  24. SoFla Metro

    SoFla Metro Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Ft. Lauderdale, FL

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