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derby 1-0 newcastle. bolton drop to the bottom of the table and derby tied spurs with a massive 4 points after 6 matches. well done.

 

Well, it's not very hard to stand there and let us score. Plus, we had posession the entire game so it's not like he had a lot to do.

 

Found this in 'The Observer' yesterday

"2006: Chelsea say their UK fanbase has risen 300% in two years to 2.9m, and 20m worldwide. 'Our plans are quite simple,' said Peter Kenyon: 'To turn the world blue.'
12,000: Number of empty seats expected at Stamford Bridge for Tuesday's Champions League game against Rosenborg, despite 50% price cuts. 'The game's never going to sell out,' says a club source."

Kenyon, you d*ckhead - are you turning yellow, or is that just the egg on your face?

 

Speaking about eggs and Chelsea, here's another thing Jose Moroniho has come up with ..

Ha ha .. He's lost it ..

 

Ha. He has a thing for food metaphors, doesn't he?

 

He is trying to be like Arsene and his famous speeches, but he has the talking ability of a mute ferret and the charisma of a beached whale.

 

Poor start with 2/3 british clubs in CL so far.

 

Go Porto! As much as I hate you, I definitely wouldn't mind seeing the Scousers out of the CL (though, that might mean they're fresher for the EPL... hmm)

 

well, our best CL performance came when most of the other british clubs got knocked out of the group stages. Perhaps it's a positive omen for us.

 

Well, there are still 4 british clubs in the CL...

Can't believe Chelsea got scored on first at the Bridge.

 

'pool leveled, but Porto does look the stronger side at the moment.

 

You can make that 3/3. Chelsea are down at home to the team from Norge!

 

the Norwegians are up 1-0 at Stamford Bridge

don't expect it to last

 

Ohh... I get it. "British," not "English."

 

Update on CL games

Marseille 0 - Besiktas
Porto 1 - 1 Pool
Chelsea 0 - 1 Rosenborg Who said that they would be easy?
Schalke 0 - 0 Valencia
Real 1 - 1 Bremen
Olympiakos 0 - 0 Lazio
Milan 2 - 0 Benfica
Shakhtar 2 - 0 Celtic

 

Love it. Rosenborg, from what I've read, is the worst team left in the Champs league.

 

*cough Slavia cough*

 

**COUGH Man utd. cough ... hack ***

 

Not to be dismissed is the fact that Werder Bremen – banged up as they are – have scored at Real Madrid!

 

Im more surprised Celtic down 2 that soon. Chelski had to reduce ticket prices and they still got a shit attendance.

Yea i meant all of the UK teams and only the ones playing today.

 

Guess who just got sent off in the Porto vs Pool match.








Wait for it...








Pennant! What a silly c*nt.

 

1-1 in SW London.

and mr. ankle braclet just got sent off for his 2nd yellow in Portugal

 

dang, sheva scores

 

With all the money Liverpool spent this summer I'm really very surprised that he wasn't one of the people replaced.

 

from the sportinglife live text:

"71 mins: Only 24,000 in Stamford Bridge tonight we're told. Not a good turnout. "