I thought he was going to say that he'd be the only guy not trying to hookup with Nancy's teenage daughter.
You wouldn't by chance be a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, would you? http://www.venganza.org/ Sorry. I know it's off-topic, and a somewhat sensitive topic besides, but I've been laughing my ass off at this site all day... And just to get back to the topic, I'll be there, wearing one of these with Johnny O. on the back...! And a red t-shirt for game-time, of course... http://store1.yimg.com/I/ussoccerstore_1857_259074 And an eye-patch, of course.
Drunk, wearing CT flag like a cape, wearing the big uncle sam hat i got in hartford green sable with CT plates, and drunk
red USA nike shirt. MY SCARF. a partially bleached DC United hat, and carrying a blue state of michigan flag. driving up in a yellow pontiac aztek.
I'll be the guy carrying around a blow-up doll with a Mexico jersey on, that says "MY BITCH" on the back of it.
Red shirt with USA on the front and a bunch of "2-0"s all over it.... BigSoccer hat with "Motterman" printed on the back.... US - Mex commemorative scarf.... Beer in both hands....
16 year old and his friends Mexico Sucks Shirt on cheap USA spray painted on a matress cover, singing his lungs out
HAHA - were you the guys from La guerra fria that had that doll? I wasn't there, but saw some pics up. Good stuff.
Medium height, short blondish-brown hair, beard, red shirt with the letters USA, one US scarf tied around wrist, blue one around neck, and tan Des Moines Menace hat if I can fix it before then.