Or another one I heard a guy say in the bar. "Hey that guy just went back over the middle line! Isn't that backcourt?!" From my personal experience: You know you're a soccer fan if... ...you've made your girlfriend feel guilty and cry because she made you late to the game. ...you've made your girlfriend cry again for the same reason. ...you've shown the finger to an complete stranger on the freeway because he had a rivals sticker on his car. ...you've thrown a streamer at a player when they move in for a corner kick. ...when you finally met your girlfriends parents you introduced yourself with a handshake and your teams jersey for the dad. (he loved it btw) ...you've watched a live stream on the internet while at work...even though you don't understand the language of the commentators. ...you've never looked at throw-ball, basketball and baseball the same way ever again. There's a few that came to my mind.