You Know You're in a Blue State When...

"THEY", mr Jupiter Florida????????

 

Heathen. HEATHEN!!!!!!!!

It's great stuff when you put in in some bread, and put some cole slaw on top.

 

Best one so far.

 

...yet I voted for Bush. Weird.

 

Actually, we think "Stonewall" Jackson was the greatest General ever.

 

Enough with the slaw already!

God, everywhere I went in NC they were trying to add slaw to what I was eating.

was there an oversupply of cabbage in NC in the past where they had to eat it all the time, or what?

Never have I seen slaw used in more ways than when I was in NC.

 

Dude, you grew up in a blue state. And you're in a blue state now. What's so weird?

 

You're puzzled by why red staters argue so passionately about BBQ but think that NY-style vs. Chicago-style pizza should be a segment on "Crossfire."

 

- "Get the f--- out!" is an exclamation, not a command followed by a "click".
- "Good ol' days" refers to the early 90s, before gentrification
- Jay Leno is not funny
- "Union" is something you belong to, not the opposition army

 

“Crossfire” is a show on CNN, not an argument with your in-laws.

 

Your girlfriend has bigger nostrils than your horse.

 

Your wife and your sister are two different people.

Your favorite Elvis is Costello, not Presley.

Instead of having Mormons knocking on your door, you are shouted at by the Black Israelites in the street.

You don't know if there's a difference between "country" and "western".

You've never bought frozen bagels.

You've gone at least a week without eating something that either had mayonnaise on it or in it.

 

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to skipshady again."

I owe you for the Sevigny one too.

 

You don't think "liberal" is a four-letter word, both literally and figuratively.

 

When your Episcopalian minister is hesitant to invoke the name of Jesus during mass for the fear of offending somebody.

 

You don't realize that anyone outside of Japan and England breads their seafood.

 

you praise your friend's lesbian wedding for its performance art possibilities.

 

a day at the beach involves a coat and a scarf.

 

You know what the words "good," "water," and "pressure" mean, but not in that order.

 

a step outside for some fresh air involves switching trains three times.

 

Your gardens are a lot smaller, and the sign of a weed means that they're working.

 

actually, in the south tea is 95% sugar, 4% tea leaves 1% water.

 

You've been to my home, haven't you?

And my neighborhood (although it is two protestors).

 

Waitaminute, does this include Notre Dame, cause I'm wavering a bit here .