---you have memorized "If you are over 30, over stressed, and have excess belly fat, Relacore is for you." ---You can Hum the FSW Report Intro.
ML will have a sweater on tonight. -58F / -49C today in Winterpeg! I'm freezing my Carlos Machado's off!!
You know you might be a FSW addict if... You think the FSWR Theme would be good addition to your CD Singles collection...(the production guys still won't dub it for me tho). You try to imitate Max Bretos snapping his fingers in the Maximum Soccer intro after you've intro'd it from the desk... You run up to the lead singer of the Jazz band at your company Christmas party and tell him he looks like Matt Brown's long lost brother (I have pictures)....and he goes "Who the hell is Matt Brown?" J1
Jeremy, Tell 'em how cold it is here in the 'Peg. You know you're addicted to FSW when Carlos Machado dares you to stick your tongue on the set and it freezes.
You know you might be a FSW addict if.... It's 11pm on Christmas Eve and you realize you can't wait for Christmas to be over in order to get to Boxing Day!
...if the kobe/shaq thing is still news to you. did you guys happen to catch sportscenter last night? highlight #1: lakers v. miami (shaq's new team ) with emphasis on pre-game handshake, in which absolutely NOTHING happened. followed by kobe's and shaq's stat comparison... followed up by kobe's and shaq's response to the game... followed by the online question: who will win the title? shaq's team, kobe's team, or neither?... later on, people's responses to the handshake... later than that, shaq's and kobe's response to the handshake... later, the results of the poll ('neither' wins by a landslide)... and at the end, the top soundbites of 2004, and guess who wins? shaq, ripping on kobe man, sportscenter is so gay. Long Live the Report!
This thread is too damn funny. . .it's good to know there is an unseen brotherhood that shares my curiosities and oddities that none of my friends can understand. . . if i dared to let them know of it in the first place. You know you are FSW addict if: - you have wondered if Bobby McMahon could take on Chris Berman in a pubfight. . . i love Boomer, but i think the Scotsman must have a hell of a left hook. - you see Linda Cohn's gummy smile and think, "Honey. . you are NO Michelle Lissel!" - You have memorized every outfit the 50 yr old GILF wears in the Bowflex Commercial. - You watched Peyton Manning throw a laser pass to Brandon Stokely to break marino's record and you jump up in front of your family, and yell, "Aww, he's spot on!!" - You wait with lotion in hand at midnight, in only your boxers for the Girls Gone Wild commercial. . .and then lose your tempo when you realize that the commerical has changed so that the chick with the white skirt and the black thong on the table with her skirt blowing over her butt has been removed. . . ohhh. . the humanity.
-- The Relacore commercial gets more and more tempting -- My 10 yr old and 4 yr old have abandoned Saturday morning cartoons for FSW -- My Brazilian/Portugese pronunciation of foo-che-ball is much better
Is this something realted to Kobe, Japan? You know, the city near Osaka on the Kansai peninsula? There was a massive earthquake there back in January 1995.
You've lost your mind, man...I figured he was referring to that old Kobi/Shaq-Cobi/Shak thread back in the LA Galaxy boards
I take great pleasure in being intentionally devious and ignorant at the same time, every now and then; especially on a thread of this nature.
. . . you realize that the Bundesliga is the world's most efficient league. . . . you've watched highlights of Al Attihad's victory over Seongnam in the AFC Champions League Final 8 times. . . . you fear that you're a member of the loneliest club on Earth, the Overweight Club. . . . you find yourself saying, "Who needs Andy Gray and Martin Tyler???" . . . you change the channel when Kelly Dalglish isn't on Sky Sports News.
... you wonder if those couples from the EnerX commercial are still happy together - "... yeah, stamina is probably a good way to put it." ... you liked the ol' FSW Report set better. ... you regret not ordering the Handy Stitch or Pasta Pro when you had the chance. ... you've seen more hours of Kelly Daglish delivering the Sky Sports news than watching her dad in action. ... you've seen more cricket highlights than NBA highlights in the past 30 days. ... you long for the days when you could watch Leon Richards & Billy O'Neil in youth team matches.
oh ! and ... ...you were at Christmas dinner and you were trying to figure out a way to switch the conversation from the NFL playoff possibilities to the FSW Report's Top Five Goals of the Year - "... you see this wine glass is Zlatan Ibrahimovic and these water glasses are NAC Breda defenders ..."
Good Lord! Hook 'em while they're young, eh? I didnt think i'd ever see a post like that (though this generation's toons do suck. kids these days...) if FSW were a food, i'd swear there was crack in it.
The Sad thing is .. I can relate to ALL of this! The good thing is I thought I was ALONE!!!!! It's good to have company! Does anyone else sing "You'll never walk alone" to their child as a lullaby?
. . . you ordered that video to learn how to build a professional rock garden and waterfall only to find out that it looks much easier on the video than in real life . . . Not unlike what happens if you get the GGW videos
...if you turn on the tube to see michelle lissle clapping slowly and sarcastically, JSL with his face in his hands, and your friend asks what happened and you tell him bobby mcmahon just cracked a joke.
... you watched NFL football, college football & the NBA with friends, & relatives over the holidays and you couldn't stand all the commercials during the quarters. How can people stand all those commercials during play? Baseball at least only breaks between innings (except for pitching changes). Give me FSW's broadcasts and 45+ minutes of continuous action any day or every day.