Yessy Mena and Fabio Burbano

It's too bad they don't have names...

 

lol

 

The paperwork holding this up must be their birth certificates. Klopas seems to be going especially young with new signings.

 

I heard on the 'Sports Dome' that there was a baby born in South America with 'cleated feet'...supposed to be the next great one. Does anyone have a picture?

 

HA!!! Excellent.

He's actually on the Fire Juniors 2016 team (U10). It's been kept a secret. To keep the scouts away they had to give him a fake name, so they picked Cletus after the Greek God of Sport.

 

Or they picked the name "Cletus" after Clint Mathis to keep EVERYONE away.

 

Maybe they're hoping to leverage it into a shirt sponsorship with Budweiser.

 

Or Maybe Nery and Collins John

 

You have to be extra careful when ever you type "Cletus or Clint"

 

You are a cunning linguist, my friend.