It's time for the Caption Game!!! *cue cheesey gameshow music* Dear God, my career is over because of this putz coaching above me. Would it be a greater sin to kill him or to take my own life? Jesus Greg... could you be any dumber with you substitutions? Damn, what the hell did I agree to in March? Get em off! Get em off! The fleas are everywhere! Aaaahhhhh! What? Oh, I'm suppose to wash the peroxide off my head?
No! No! Don't leave me here alone with Greg! Take me with you! Hmmm... so do I want a big beefy burrito or a classic triple with cheese after the game? Damn, let's get this over with, I got my life to live man.
"Theys um, shrimp stew, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, shrimp sanwiches, you can boil em, broil em, fry em..."