WUSAs most in need of a drink

Discussion in 'Women's Rivalry Forum' started by g4m, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. g4m

    g4m New Member

    Oct 28, 2000
    New Jersey
    Im bored so why not start a thread about who the biggest drinker in the WUSA should be (all in good humor of course)

    I have the choices in dreaded poll form above here now my reasons.

    Millbrett: After a season like that, i think ya gotta be hitting the sauce...and with the likely return of webber, better stock up on the cosmos.

    Hooper: Ya dont get that violent sober...at least i HOPE not :eek: so ummm pass the molson eh.

    Mitts: lost by 1 goal in the playoffs again! couple that with the fact that mitts is so good looking she has never had to pay for a drink in her life (dating back to when male babies threw their bottles in her carriage it seems) ...well i can see her loading up on the freebees.

    Mia: Red sox tanked again so it means more sympathitic drinking with old nomar...you still sure you want the curse of the bambino as your best man

    Mellgren: Missed the playoffs and have to answer to a swede to add insult to injury! :eek: Marien, can i borrow your stien?

    Gao: Go from a 99 finalist goalie to worse than webber...find the rice wine quick!

    any others, list them here
     
  2. FearM9

    FearM9 New Member

    Jul 14, 2000
    On my bike
    FearM9 is gonna get sloshed before he heads over to the WUSA All-Star Gala later tonight. :eek:

    And how come the damn field has football lines and goalposts on it right now!?
     
  3. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have drank with Tiffany. She is a fine drinker. She is as fine a drinker as she is a striker. She's an excellent striker. Not a bad drinker too.

    Of course, I've only drinken with her once. Maybe it was the only time she's ever drank. I've drinken more than once. But I've never been a very good striker.

    :)
     
  4. g4m

    g4m New Member

    Oct 28, 2000
    New Jersey
    i can see youve been a drinking ;) Just maybe a little hehehehe

    in terms of outdrinking ppl, i dont think anyone could outdrink pichon, its a clutural thing...those french i swear have had blood that was 12% alcohol for generations, seesh, they drink more wine at lunch than most ppl drink in a year...and oh yeah, the germans can pack it in too, hmmm, pichon and fitchten in a chugging contest...that would be a battle lol ;)
     
  5. FearM9

    FearM9 New Member

    Jul 14, 2000
    On my bike
    FWIW...I hate Pichon but after seeing her in practice today I have a newfound appreciation :rolleyes: for her skills. IMNSHO she was the best player on the North squad at practice today.

    :eek:

    Man I need a drink.
     
  6. *Crazy_Chastain*

    *Crazy_Chastain* New Member

    Mar 19, 2000
    Florida

    yeah I've heard that girl knows how to par-tay!

    WAR MILLIE

    :D
     
  7. Kim-GoBeat!

    Kim-GoBeat! New Member

    Jun 21, 2001
    Thugsville, USA
    I had to go with Millie... being such a fantastic player and used to being part of a winning team then hit the cellar with the Power (and especially playing with Webber)... I'd say she is in most need of alcohol!!!!!!!

    Bottoms up, girlfriend!
     
  8. milbrett

    milbrett New Member

    Apr 9, 2000
    MA
    it's gotta be Millie! After the season the Power had! Hell she probably is missing the Nike Cup cuz she has to check into a clinic to sober up!
     
  9. DCUPopeAndLillyFan

    Apr 20, 2000
    Colorado
    Hooper - so she'll have an excuse when she keeps falling down untouched...
     
  10. nsa

    nsa Member+

    New England Revolution
    United States
    Feb 22, 1999
    Notboston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why isn't Moore on that list?

    After being ignored by everybody for everything during the season, the poor girl must be sitting at the end of the bar wearing a tight mini-skirt and halter top trying to get somebodies attention. ;)
     
  11. melbrown

    melbrown New Member

    Aug 27, 2001

    No, I believe that was Luckenbill.
    :p
     
  12. M9fanatic

    M9fanatic Member

    Oct 31, 2000
    North Side.
    ROTFLMAO!!!
     
  13. *Crazy_Chastain*

    *Crazy_Chastain* New Member

    Mar 19, 2000
    Florida


    you would know....she's your best friend :D
     
  14. melbrown

    melbrown New Member

    Aug 27, 2001
    And don't you forget it...no signed Big Mac boxes for you!
    :D
     
  15. *Crazy_Chastain*

    *Crazy_Chastain* New Member

    Mar 19, 2000
    Florida

    gee I'm heartbroken! :rolleyes:
     
  16. melbrown

    melbrown New Member

    Aug 27, 2001
    Aww, didn't mean to break your heart.
    Maybe I can get you a french fry box...
    :p
     
  17. *Crazy_Chastain*

    *Crazy_Chastain* New Member

    Mar 19, 2000
    Florida


    ooooooh oooooooh oooooooh could you PLEASE!?!?



    :D
     
  18. melbrown

    melbrown New Member

    Aug 27, 2001
    I'll see what I can do.
    Like I said before...she's very busy and important.
     
  19. Binchy

    Binchy Member

    Sep 7, 2001
    Choctaw territory
    I believe she's married.

    Could be her husband's opened-minded, though.
     
  20. g4m

    g4m New Member

    Oct 28, 2000
    New Jersey
    moores big problem with dressing like that would be what will she do when mitts finds out she raided her closet :eek: :p

    Actually Mr. Moore is a schoolteacher...im sure he perfers melissa in the naughty schoolgirl outfit a la britney spears LOL
     
  21. Kim-GoBeat!

    Kim-GoBeat! New Member

    Jun 21, 2001
    Thugsville, USA
    ::gags violently::

    You have a Spears poster don't you? Probably a card carrying member of her fan club! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! THE VISIONS!!!

    ::runs to get a cold compress and some Advil::
     
  22. melbrown

    melbrown New Member

    Aug 27, 2001
    Don't forget the Phenergan...injectable preferred.
     
  23. g4m

    g4m New Member

    Oct 28, 2000
    New Jersey
    i dont like britney, i just had to babysit and sit through all her videos....ya know the constitution should deem that cruel and unusual punishment :(

    and well, i can see moore charming her schoolteacher hubby with an outfit like that.
     
  24. Trayster

    Trayster New Member

    Sep 11, 2002
    Palm Coast, Florida
    Milbrett's most deserving of that drink, as long as she doesn't drink TOO much and end up in rehab! Hopefully she's not too depressed over the Power season; we Power fans aren't going anywhere, win or lose! But like her fans, she's probably more the type to turn the page and look ahead to the bright future the Power will have under new coach, Tom Sermanni.

    Anyway, cheer up, Tif! The best victories are celebrated after rising from the bottom.
     
  25. UP90

    UP90 New Member

    Dec 19, 2001
    Georgia
    There's somebody else that shoulda been on that poll. How about Tony DiCicco? Or Lynn Morgan? After seeing the lousy attendance for the nat. team game at Mitchell? I bet you could hear the crickets.
     

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