WUSA cleats...the director's cut!

Discussion in 'Women's Rivalry Forum' started by g4m, Mar 25, 2003.

  1. g4m

    g4m New Member

    Oct 28, 2000
    New Jersey
    http://www.ucomics.com/cleats/2003/03/23/

    foudy in the comics...which made me wonder how the strip would have ended if some other WUSA superstars got the ink and paint treatment instead of Queen Julie.

    Feel free to add away...but remember to keep the storyline close to the original punchframe.

    Heather Mitts
    Girl sticks out her slipper...asks "is this the wierdest thing you signed"

    Mitts: No, its actually a relief from all the men who pull out their boxer shorts for me to sign.

    Tiffney Millbrett
    Girl sticks out her slipper...

    Millie: Dont worry, given that you are the only fan here im glad i have ANYTHING to sign!

    Brandi Chastain
    Girl sticks out her slipper.

    Brandi: Ohhh i guess by me sigining YOUR underwear you think your gonna get me to show my sports bra again, no deal kid, come back when we win the title!

    Broadcaster Anson Dorrance
    Girl sticks out her slipper.

    Anson: ohhh yes very lovely leg ther sweetie, why i bet thats Unc material right there mind if i...

    (coach drags girl away before dirtball can get his grubby paws on her)

    Charmaine Hooper

    Girl Sticks out her slipper, hooper rips it off her foot and belts another player with it and hands it back to her.

    Hooper: Thanks kid...I needed that!

    Tony Diccico
    Girl sticks out her slipper...

    Dicicco: Ahhh glad to see the YES program at work, you know its girls like you who are the future of soccer, yes by attending soccer games you can make us money and learn from the best, you know there are three areas on how to be a great soccer player as a woman and girl...(rambles on for an hour and a half on soccer player delevopment) now what did you want me to do with that slipper...

    Girl: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Saskia Webber
    Girl sticks out her slipper and it kicks the pen out of saskia's hand and past her.

    Saskia: Oh great even the little kids are putting shots past me now!

    And lastly MIA

    Girl sticks out her slipper and gets her leg amputated by 5000 mia lemmings decending on her and squashing her against the fence.

    Add your own here!
     
  2. DCUPopeAndLillyFan

    Apr 20, 2000
    Colorado
    Hooper: Reflexively dives and rolls around the pitch in apparent agony.
     
  3. g4m

    g4m New Member

    Oct 28, 2000
    New Jersey
    id think that would be more queen julie (aka julia roberts) 's role ;)

    wonder why the author didnt think of that...oh well hehehe

    Foudy btw was the first founder ive ever seen get called for a dive :) right in front of section NC too lol she heard that one fer sure hehehe.
     
  4. January 23

    January 23 New Member

    Aug 6, 1999
    upper lower MI
    They should make a tape of any US vs Norway game, just following Mia and call it Diving 101.
     
  5. Kim-GoBeat!

    Kim-GoBeat! New Member

    Jun 21, 2001
    Thugsville, USA
    She kills me the way she puts both arms straight out, both feet go up... perfect belly flop!!
     
  6. g4m

    g4m New Member

    Oct 28, 2000
    New Jersey
    MIA NEVER BELLY FLOPS!!!! Mia always gets legitimaly fouled!!!!

    why....
























    BECAUSE SHE IS MIA HAMM!!!!!!!!!! (All scream, those who dont scream are pinched so they do scream!)

    ;) ;)
     
  7. jd6885

    jd6885 Member

    Jun 30, 2001
    Tacoma
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Prince Beergut is the Queen Diver of them All! Not even the chinese diving team can beat her! And oh yeah Hag-eh is in close second ;)
     
  8. Kim-GoBeat!

    Kim-GoBeat! New Member

    Jun 21, 2001
    Thugsville, USA
    Yeah, but we're talking about soccer... not personal lives. :eek:
     

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