WTF? I mean really?

Discussion in 'Colorado Rapids' started by Dom. FC, Sep 4, 2007.

  1. askum33

    askum33 New Member

    Jun 2, 2004
    San Antonio, TX
    I'm not letting this die.

    From the WTF files:

    WTF is up with men wearing womens pants around their thighs? They look stupid, there is no place to store your "junk" and they give you chicken legs.
    They aren't flattering and no one really wants to see your skid-marked boxers.
    I don't care if it is emo, goth, or punk cuz it is all WTF to me.
    Also, if you might be a guy that buys into this fad; answer me this. Why would you buy pants two sizes too small, wear them below your waist and then wear a freakin belt to boot?
    It doesn't make a damn lick of sense.
    I can tolerate the bed-head thing.
    I can get behind the guys wearing makes up.
    I cannot agree with ankle pants and ugly boxers. Put that shiat away and pick up your damn pants. If picking them up makes you more falsetto, then it is time to buy the right size.

    Look women have started to get bra fittings again to know which ones to wear. Emo's need to learn how to size their waists and get the right size pants now.
     
  2. GoRapids

    GoRapids Member

    Sep 1, 1999
    Boulder CO
    Listen bud, why don't you just move out of state already :)
     
  3. askum33

    askum33 New Member

    Jun 2, 2004
    San Antonio, TX
    Do you really think the internets are only in Colorado?:D

    Oh, I'll keep posting until this thread is locked buddy.

    And why don't you just unteach yourself to read, huh?
     
  4. prk166

    prk166 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 8, 2000
    Med City
  5. fhnkeeper03

    fhnkeeper03 Member

    Jan 27, 2006
    Denver
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  6. askum33

    askum33 New Member

    Jun 2, 2004
    San Antonio, TX
    From the WTF files...

    Whale tounge on those that should not be wearing a thong to begin with.

    You know who you are and if you have to ask you are one of them.
    Don't do it.
    I don't want to see it.
    It is not attractive I don't care who told you it is.
     
  7. GoRapids

    GoRapids Member

    Sep 1, 1999
    Boulder CO
    WTF? I MEAN REALLY???

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    :eek:
     
  8. askum33

    askum33 New Member

    Jun 2, 2004
    San Antonio, TX
  9. LittleMy

    LittleMy Member

    Jul 16, 2001
    Since that includes everyone with a Y chromosome, this sort of goes without saying, doesn't it? :eek:
     
  10. askum33

    askum33 New Member

    Jun 2, 2004
    San Antonio, TX
    You would think...

    But as we all know, men need help in every department when it comes to dress.
    And sister, youwould not beleive the bears I have seen at different Prides that try to sport a Y-back. :D
     
  11. Centennial

    Centennial Member+

    Apr 4, 2003
    Centennial
    Now that is what someone should do to Jim Rome's car.
     
  12. chilistrider

    chilistrider Together We Rise

    May 9, 2002
    Thornton, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Now that's what I call I wrecking ball!






    ducks
     
  13. jimmyco

    jimmyco Member

    Jan 17, 2003
    Aurora, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's what happens when you get on the wrong end of an Abby Wambach shot!
     
  14. Dom. FC

    Dom. FC Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Central US
    WTF? Altitude has added a redundant "stoppage time" graphic to block the screen at the bottom but still persists in putting an (incorrect usage) "extra time" clock graphic up top. WTF?

    WTF? I know it is getting colder out in the evenings but is the Dick shrinking? When the complex was announced it was to be the biggest in the world, then I heard it promoted as the biggest in the United States (or maybe North America), Altitude's broadcast included advertising for it that called it the biggest in Colorado. Is 'Not the biggest but still pretty darn big' next? WTF?

    WTF? This throw-away thread now goes to 4 pages, and still we have the flawed, locked, and stickied thread at the top of our board. WTF? I mean really!?!
     
  15. fhnkeeper03

    fhnkeeper03 Member

    Jan 27, 2006
    Denver
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    sorry, we all have better things to do with our time...

    okay maybe not all, but some of us.
     
  16. teddy_montoya

    teddy_montoya RapidsThugLife

    Nov 9, 2006
    Supporters Terrace
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
     
  17. savelints8

    savelints8 Member

    Jun 5, 2007
    Jun 5, 2007
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Damn you, Teddy, for getting that stuck in my head...:D

    WTF indeed!
     
  18. teddy_montoya

    teddy_montoya RapidsThugLife

    Nov 9, 2006
    Supporters Terrace
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BERRIES N' CREAM:D

    No problem;)
     
  19. fhnkeeper03

    fhnkeeper03 Member

    Jan 27, 2006
    Denver
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WTF teddy? lol jk. i love those commercials!!!
     
  20. Dom. FC

    Dom. FC Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Central US
    Re: WTF? I mean really? Thanks!

    I noticed and thanks! The world is now truly a better place. And so far stupid threads (present one excepted) haven't proliferated.
     
  21. Bonji

    Bonji Moderator

    Feb 4, 2003
    Denver, Colorado
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: WTF? I mean really? Thanks!

    I like socks.
     
  22. askum33

    askum33 New Member

    Jun 2, 2004
    San Antonio, TX
    Re: WTF? I mean really? Thanks!

    tighty whities are for girls
     
  23. gschroeder

    gschroeder Member

    Jun 18, 2001
    Thornton, Colorado
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    WTF? I thought after 4 pages there would be some usful information here.
     
  24. GoRapids

    GoRapids Member

    Sep 1, 1999
    Boulder CO
    [​IMG]

    That's some useful information!
     
  25. deron

    deron New Member

    Jul 25, 2006
    Centennial, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: WTF? I mean really? Thanks!

    What! Like the one o'clock sock?
     

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