How dare ESPN! Do they not know not to schedule a live MLS match in the middle of another live event? Stupid Confed Cup! How is a Metros fan supposed to settle for only one half of MLS soccer? It's a conspiracy, I tell you! First tennis, then softball, and now FIFA. They're all against us, all of them!
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