Luckily I got a free copy of the dvd, it was SO bad that after the first 20 minutes of the movie I managed to condense the rest of it into about 5 minutes. I wanted to see how it ended, and boy was it dumb.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spo........ OK, I've harped on that enough. Really, I'm very selective, so it's hard for me to figure out how you all manage to see bad movies. I mean, usually it doesn't take a genius to spot one.
I haven't seen it, but you know Taxi was bad when the studio decided to open it mid-week, lest the inevitable negative review could dissuade the two people in America who wanted to see it.
Actually, the really bad movies are the ones that don't get released at all. Sometimes the film company will decide not to market and try to distribute the movie because they don't think that it will make any money so they just shelf it or release it directly to video. One of the biggest stinkers was supposed to be this sylvester stallone movie called 'eye see you'. Apparently it had a $60 million budget. I heard that 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash' sat on the shelf for two years before it was released and bombed.
This is the final boarding call for American Airlines Flight 3219 for Hell. Final call, flight 3219 to Hell. Van Helsing was about as enjoyable as soap in the peehole.
I'm surprised the plane didn't crash with all that suckitude weighing it down. Consider yourself lucky.
I think the Suck-phoon that is "National Treasure" has come to wash all your other movies away in a giant tidal wave of suck.
Do you mean The Incredibles? That movie was awesome. I was really really dissappointed with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but it had it's moments. But by far the worst movie I saw this year was The Big Bounce. Just mind numbingly awful.
As a fan of the original classic 1960's series, Thunderbirds surely was The Suck, and is surely the most disappointing movie of the year; at least the Alamo hit 8 figures in its release. This was a $60 million movie that made a tenth of that at the domestic boxoffice.
Yeah, Van Helsing was pretty bad. It was too comic-bookesque for me, Not that I don't like comic book movies, but when it has classic horror movie monsters it just doesn't cut it. "Mission To Mars" is probably the worst movie ever though.