Worst England XI

Discussion in 'England' started by Doctor Stamen, Dec 14, 2002.

  1. Doctor Stamen

    Doctor Stamen New Member

    Nov 14, 2001
    In a bag with a cat.
    Don't know about the rest of the team, but Carlton Palmer, Geoff Thomas and Steve Bull would be in.
     
  2. Maczebus

    Maczebus Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    And we all know what the common denominator is between these three.
    We could just name a 1992 England squad with obviously Mr Turnip in charge. Job done.
     
  3. MolineuxMix

    MolineuxMix New Member

    Oct 27, 2004
    Fark off you Cuunt!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
  4. Prenn

    Prenn Member

    Apr 14, 2000
    Ireland
    Club:
    Bolton Wanderers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    A mature response, and just what I'd expect from a Wolves fan.

    He was crap for England.
     
  5. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    You must be joking. Steve Bull is 10 times the player of your Michael Owens and your Alan Shearers.

    He single-handedly saved England from embarassment against Tunisia, and was the last person to score for England against Scotland at Hampden Park for years.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. sendorange

    sendorange Member+

    Jun 7, 2003
    Bigsoccer.com
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Stuart Ripley, Danny Murphy, Chris Powell. Some others.
     
  7. Mikey10

    Mikey10 Member

    Sep 20, 2003
    Netherlands
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Danny Murphy isn't a bad player, he is just average.
     
  8. comme

    comme Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 21, 2003
    In recent years

    Beasant

    Jones Ball Upson Powell

    Salako Thomas Cowans Clough

    Hirst Stewart
     
  9. comme

    comme Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 21, 2003
    If we're talking about that actually played together then this side would take some beating (although not on the pitch)

    ENGLAND:
    Chris Woods [Sheffield Wednesday] [35/0]
    Lee Dixon [Arsenal] [13/1]
    >46' David Bardsley [Queen's Park Rangers] [1/0]
    >63' Carlton Palmer [Sheffield Wedesday] [8/0]
    Stuart Pearce [c] [Nottingham Forest] [51/2]
    Paul Ince [Manchester United] [1/0]
    Des Walker [Sampdoria-ITA] [48/0]
    Mark Wright [Liverpool] [43/1]
    David Platt [Juventus-ITA] [33/11]
    David White [Manchester City] [1/0]
    >78' Brian Deane [Sheffield United] [3/0]
    Alan Shearer [Blackburn Rovers] [4/1]
    Nigel Clough [Nottingham Forest] [8/0]
    Andy Sinton [Queen's Park Rangers] [7/0]
    >78' Paul Merson [Arsenal] [8/1]
     
  10. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999
    This approach is more interesting to me, not that anyone else need care. Any other nominations for actual squads that saw the field?
     
  11. Mikey10

    Mikey10 Member

    Sep 20, 2003
    Netherlands
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands

    P Neville deserves a place in that team at left back because at least Powell had a good debut. (Never seen P Nev have a 1 good game for England)
     
  12. comme

    comme Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 21, 2003
    Phil Neville has not been that bad and in all truth is not a left back (despite playing there on numerous occasions). If anyone should come in it should be David Bardsley or Keith Curle or even Earl Barrett.
     
  13. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why has Michael Ricketts not been mentioned yet?
     
  14. Rambler

    Rambler New Member

    May 6, 2003
    There was some real shyte in the mid 90's - Carlton Palmer, Andy Sinton, Tony Dorigo, David Batty plus a ton of others who played in friendlies.

    That era also had some of the biggest flops for England ... Ian Wright (scored about 3 times) Andy Cole (ditto) Les Ferdiinand, Matthew Le'Tissier (never given a proper chance though). In fact had Graham Taylor built his side around Le'Tiss then we might have fared a little better. I'm not sure if Gazza was injured around then but a midfeild with Gazza, Le Tiss and Ince would of been pretty nifty. Matt didnt do himself any favours by staying at Southampton mind you - especially when he could of gone to Spurs :)

    Another manager who **********ed up was Ron Greenwood. Had he built the '82 world cup around Glenn Hoddle then we would have won it. Hoddle was one of the best players in Europe around that time
     
  15. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    The early 90's were a misleading period in many ways, thanks almost totally to that dipshit of a manager the FA employed. At the time, we had a bunch of quality players. Real quality. Not only was the majority of the side that got to the WC semi-final in 1990 still playing (and in many cases, continuing to excel at club level), but we also had options coming through - players like Rob Jones, Paul Merson, Matt Le Tissier, Alan Shearer, Lee Sharpe and Steve McManaman. In addition, we had solid, if unspectacular, pros like David Batty and Neil Webb.

    Had Graham Taylor been able to apply a similar degree of perception to his squad selections as he did to his (in retrospect acknowledged as correct) views on athleticism and fitness training, we may not have made such a complete mess of that period of our history. It bears remembering that Terry Venables, almost universally considered a success as England manager, had more or less the same set of players to work with, but just chose not to give Andy fucking Sinton one more try.
     
  16. timberley11

    timberley11 New Member

    Sep 27, 2004
    Buffalo, NY
    There is some good names out there, I would put these players into the equation. They are not in any order.

    Gary Bailey
    David James
    Danny Mills
    Neil Ruddock
    Jason Wilcox
    Barry Venison
    Keith Curle
    John Fashanu
    Paul Bracewell
    Tony Cottee

    I am sure there are many more, especially from the Graham Taylor era
     
  17. Revelian

    Revelian Member

    Jul 7, 2003
    Midgar
    Club:
    Blackburn Rovers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Phil Neville. No one else comes close.

    Revelian.
     
  18. erictheking

    erictheking Member

    Feb 2, 2004
  19. Mobile

    Mobile New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Melbourne
    Come off it, there were loads worse players than Barnesy who played for England.

    He was one of my heroes when I was a kid. It used to make me sick when he was booed at Wembley.

    Mind you, I'm considering turning up to the next Channel 5 game and booing his attempts to be a TV presenter.
     
  20. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Luther Blissett, anyone? A hat-trick against Luxembourg, and no goals in his 13 other caps... better known today as a pseudonym than as a footballer...
     
  21. erictheking

    erictheking Member

    Feb 2, 2004
    There probably are but they didn't get 70 odd caps. One good game in 1982 doesn't qualify for a good england career.
     
  22. comme

    comme Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 21, 2003
    Barnes wasn't bad for England, he just wasn't anywhere near the player he was for Liverpool or Watford, if he had been he would be one of England's greatest ever players.
     
  23. King Rooney

    King Rooney New Member

    Jul 29, 2004
    Leicester
    Phil Neville is the worst england team ever as he is as bad as kazakstan playing on a minefield.
     
  24. Simosa

    Simosa New Member

    Aug 13, 2004
    London
    Maybe I'm a little biased but calling Les Ferdinand an England flop is slightly harsh. His power and pace always caused problems, plus his goals to game ratio wasn't actually that bad. Admittedly he wasn't the second coming of Jimmy Greaves but he did ok for England.
     
  25. RobbensLeftFoot

    RobbensLeftFoot New Member

    Nov 16, 2004
    St.Helens
    Gotta say kevin phillips disapointed, trevor sinclair never really shown what he can do but did a job. Gareth Barry heavily underperformed
     

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