World Cup Draw on TV

How did Chief Inspector Clouseau get on the stage???

 

While we're waiting, shall we talk about the Jabulani?

 

Does the official mascot have pants this time?

 

Well, here it comes. Blah blah blah...

 

And even get a kiss from Charlize Theron??

 

FIFA explaining the fixed......errrrr, random draw......

 

Oh, just draw!

 

I saw one of my co-workers in one of those shots...

 

Mark my words, Jeremy. Sinister forces are at work.

If the draw is rigged, I'll guess England as our seeded opponent.

 

did espn already show the charlie davies interview?

 

Charlize is great--she sound like a U.S. jock with her "got it", "what about this?", "yeah, uh-huh". And the sputtering Frenchman next to her.

 

I wish Charlize Theron would stop playing dumb and get on with the draw.

 

ok walking tree trunk

 

did he call in sick?

 

Is Matty Booth wearing a leather suit? awesome!

 

So we get to blame that rugby guy when we get screwed?

 

She's doing a reprise of her Arrested Development role. She's an MRF.

 

Damn! Now I'm nervous.

 

She didn't. She also has never been much of a soccer fan. There's also that thing about us working in Maryland not New York.

 

Why the fvkc is Bob Ley talking over the commentary from the stage????!?!?!!



SHUT UP, idiot!

 

And now ALL THREE OF THE ESPN DOUCHEBAGS are talking over the onstage commentary.

Uh, hello! That's not necessary!

 

Of course... Mexico gets an easy group again.

 

Mexico?????????
Wtf

 

Feckin Mexico