Woman gets 10 years in mayo spat Texas McDonald’s customer ran over manager in parking lot HOUSTON, Dec. 4 — A Texas woman was sentenced to 10 years in jail Thursday for running over the manager of a McDonald’s with her car because she wanted mayonnaise on her cheeseburger. For complete story: http://msnbc.com/news/1001502.asp?0cv=CB20
I kid you not, before I even clicked on this thread I has an odd premonition that Texas would somehow be involved with this. Ding ding ding!
Jesus, there are some right nutters over there. I bet she's one of those fat-arsed SUV driving idiots in unflatteringly tight leggings.
Yep, there sure are a bunch of 'em over here, many of whom have British ancestry. Actually, she's probably a dead-ringer for the bus driver on South Park. The queen of her double-wide trailer....
What is it with these fat turds and their mayonaisse? Every time I go to a fast food joint and there is a holdup in line it's inevitably because one of these Orcas is demanding extra mayo. Do they not see the correlation between their thunder thighs and their abnormal consumption of sauces/condiments?
If the incident had been over fries, we could have made some ridiculous generalizations about how the English and their chips or the French and their fried potatoes were somehow to blame. Wait a minute, isn't it the dutch who drown their fries in mayonnaise? Hmmm....
It's rare that I agree with you Ian, but I applaude your direct style on these subject. However, Orca's are very intelligent creatures, and the same cannot be said of these arseheads. Maybe they're planning to sue McDonalds and co. in 20 years time when they become diabetic and have heart problems. After a $60m settlement, they'll buy a solid gold sh1tter the size of Nevada to park their huge flabby buttocks on and produce enough crap to fertilise a small African country.
Put an Orca behind an SUV and they probably avoid hitting the manager of a McD's.... That's a point in their favor.
Jesus, it's not safe to work anywhere. Now you're gonna have to pay 10 bucks for a burger because all of the burger flippers are demanding hazardous duty pay. I hope the big tub of goo ends up working in the prison kitchen serving slop. See if she goes all road rage against those pipe hittin' bitches.