Without France ...

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Beau Dure, Feb 19, 2003.

  1. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    ... we'd have lost the Revolution. Perhaps our soccer development would have better as a result, but other parts of our history would have been less interesting.

    History didn't start in 1941, you know.
     
  2. Elder Statesman

    Mar 29, 2002
    Central Park South,
    God forbid anyone criticize France. Its only fun to criticize the United States.
     
  3. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    This is very true. But we repaid France when we helped them out in WW1. After WW2 and the Cold War, they owe us twice over.


    Alex
     
  4. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    God forbid anyone bring facts into a discussion of Iraq. We're only allowed to believe the Bushies' lies and engage in self-congratulatory jingoistic self-righteousness and blood lust.
     
  5. irishFS1921

    irishFS1921 New Member

    Aug 2, 2002
    WB05 Compound
    bleeding heart post of the day.

    -no offense of course.
     
  6. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    Re: Re: Without France ...

    Actually, I think the pinnacle of France-bashing was reached years ago by A. Whitney Brown on Saturday Night Live, when he called them "the only major power to come out on the losing end of a war with Greenpeace."

    Since then, the quality of Francophobia has been in severe decline. I'd lay off until we can think of something creative.
     
  7. 352klr

    352klr Member+

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    Don't you get paid to write?
     
  8. Elder Statesman

    Mar 29, 2002
    Central Park South,
    Re: Re: Re: Without France ...

    Thats not a criticism thats a joke, big difference. France consistently criticizes the US for being arrogant, unilateral and bullying its neighbors. Yet on the issue of Iraq 3 European countries support France and 15 support us. And after the threats France made to Eastern Europe, they can be considered just a big of a bully as the United States. Both countries can be considered to be acting in their own interest. However, at least the US is actually using its military and financial resources to help someone. People on the Left and in Europe consistently criticize the US for everything and anything they can think of. Yet when the French are caught acting unilaterally, selfishly and hypicritically, we are asked to remember all the good things France has done over 200 years ago. I guess we should say something nice about France since the Left in America and Europe has so many nice things to say about America.
     
  9. 352klr

    352klr Member+

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
    --Conan O'Brien

    "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
    --David Letterman

    How's that for more creative?
     
  10. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    Raleigh NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, like we fought any of those wars because we wanted to help the French. While French involvement in the Revolutionary War was driven primarily by self-interest, there was more of a "humanitarian" impulse then than in any of the 3 wars you cite.
     
  11. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    You're kidding, right??

    Please tell me you're kidding.


    Alex
     
  12. cosmosRIP

    cosmosRIP Member

    Jul 22, 2000
    Brooklyn NY
    How the fick do you figure that?
     
  13. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    Raleigh NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I "figure that" because I know about Lafayette.

    If you're interested, you can do some research on the Enlightenment and its influence on French political thought and action.
     
  14. Mike Lane

    Mike Lane New Member

    Jan 3, 2001
    Atlanta
    I am very much NOT a Rumsfield fan, but he got off a great one liner when asked how we could go to war without France. Something like "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian".
     
  15. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????

    I'm guessing maybe you are talking about the French Philosophers that underpinned much of the Founding Father's rhetoric? Other than that, all I ccan say is "huh?" (and for the record, there was an minor undercurrent of paying back the French in WWI "Lafayette, we are here?")
     
  16. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Without France ...

    I don't presume to speak for the Left, but I'd say there's a big difference between criticizing America in a specific instance and having "nothing to nice to say" about it. All manner of people criticize certain aspects of America -- for or against gun control (and varying degrees in between), for or against abortion (again with varying degrees), for or against a tax break on dividend earnings, etc. Yet most of these people would have more than a few nice things to say about America if you actually asked them.

    Anyway, the point wasn't remember the 1780s every time you dislike something French. It was a bit of tweaking of the folks who only think of France as the country we rescued in WWI and WWII. (In both cases, we did so multilaterally after several years of non-interference, but that's another point -- and I DON'T mean to minimize the good that was done in the long run.)

    That's a pretty good one.

    Not really. I get paid to edit, solve technical problems, hold my breath 'til my face turns blue when no one wants to cover soccer or skiing, explain problems to tech support and keep my co-workers from screaming too much. The writing is thrown in, kind of like a fifth-round draft pick in an MLS trade.
     
  17. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Without France ...

    Yeah, you caught me. That's a lazy word choice on my part.
     
  18. cosmosRIP

    cosmosRIP Member

    Jul 22, 2000
    Brooklyn NY
    That's no answer, enlighten us how french involvement was anything more than a poke in the eye to the British.
     
  19. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    For the educationally challenged:

    France is more like the U.S. than any country in the entire world. French bashing is an expression of self-hatred.

    Want proof?

    [​IMG]
     
  20. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Because we had no navy.
     
  21. irishFS1921

    irishFS1921 New Member

    Aug 2, 2002
    WB05 Compound
    had comte de grasse not decided to "sacrafice" 6 days to come up to yorktown nothing layfayette ever did would have mattered. because the british fleet would have come and rescued cornwallis and clintons forces would come back into the picture and that would have been that.

    the french involvement in the war was PURELY political and hardly humanitarian. they put themselves in pure economic shambles to beat the british all over.
     
  22. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    For the record, even though my name is French, my family has always played up the Scottish, English and vaguely Irish parts of the ancestry a bit higher.

    But that's probably just because I like the Pogues a lot more than Edith Piaf.
     
  23. mannyfreshstunna

    mannyfreshstunna New Member

    Feb 7, 2003
    Naperville, no less
    This kid wants to talk self-congratulatory speech?How odd. Blood lust? What's your major malfunction?
     
  24. mannyfreshstunna

    mannyfreshstunna New Member

    Feb 7, 2003
    Naperville, no less
    Ding!I couldnt agree more
     
  25. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    Raleigh NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You should check out Las Vertes Negresses. OK, they're not as good as the Pogues either.
     

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