Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by ONE, Jul 31, 2002.
...im begining to wonder.
Not unless we sign Marky Mark, fast!
nope...not with our forwards, santino and moreno are sorely missed.
Are you saying that we can score with Marky Mark?
Is he easy or something?
Somebody should volunteer as a forward. This is becoming pathetic.
I still insist that bringing back RDA will solve our goalscoring woes.
I'll play forward. It will be a good stepping stone to the coaching position.
Since Roy Lassiter isn't working out, how about the other Roy?
Wegerle, of course!
I think OTC has dibbs over you for both positions.
i'm gonna get that stinking OTC.
that cone... is gonna pay.
DRAWROF ROF CTO!!!
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Ali Curtis has a better strike rate this season than either of them.
My agent called me up last night. They want to bring me up from the Capitol Co-Ed Soccer League 2nd division to play striker for United. Assuming that no one guards me, maybe I can sneak one in.
Here are some stats of former DC United players in the A-League:
David Hayes (MF-Richmond) 7 goals and 2 assists
Mike Burke (F-Richmond) 1 goal and 4 assists
Raul Diaz Arce (F-Charleston) 6 goals and 4 assists
Abdul Thompson Conteh (F-Pittsburgh) 1 goal and 1 assist
David Hayes! That could definitely solve our problems.
What's the league record for longest shutout streak? We've come so far now we might as well go for the record.
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Oh, you're serious? Sorry.
At this point Roy Orbison could hit the target sooner than Rocket.
The end is near...
How about trading all our forwards except Moreno for Mia Hamm. She's not afraid of unleashing a long range bullet with deadly accuracy. I'm refering to her goal yesterday. That was a thing of beauty.
I can't believe I am saying this, but we need to get rid of Moreno. Too big a salary for the number of games played. Is he really so fragile? Open up the salary space for another striker.
But who is the striker?
I'll second that...too much money, less production than Etcheverry
Maybe we could borrow Mia Hamm, Bai Jie and Abby Wombach. Between the three of them they managed to put away 5 goals last night.