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called up My agent called me up last night. They want to bring me up from the Capitol Co-Ed Soccer League 2nd division to play striker for United. Assuming that no one guards me, maybe I can sneak one in. #1 Stunna
Here are some stats of former DC United players in the A-League: David Hayes (MF-Richmond) 7 goals and 2 assists Mike Burke (F-Richmond) 1 goal and 4 assists Raul Diaz Arce (F-Charleston) 6 goals and 4 assists Abdul Thompson Conteh (F-Pittsburgh) 1 goal and 1 assist
David Hayes! That could definitely solve our problems. What's the league record for longest shutout streak? We've come so far now we might as well go for the record.
How about trading all our forwards except Moreno for Mia Hamm. She's not afraid of unleashing a long range bullet with deadly accuracy. I'm refering to her goal yesterday. That was a thing of beauty.
I can't believe I am saying this, but we need to get rid of Moreno. Too big a salary for the number of games played. Is he really so fragile? Open up the salary space for another striker. But who is the striker?
Maybe we could borrow Mia Hamm, Bai Jie and Abby Wombach. Between the three of them they managed to put away 5 goals last night.