Why can't American soccer team beat the Germans? 2 world cups, 2 different genders, knocked out by the same team. www.siccer.com
Because we're cursed. Ever since we sent them David Hasselhoff on his musical career we haven't been able to beat them. It's their revenge on us!
Hey, 1945. 1918. We do beat them when it counts. Don't worry, we'll get them eventually. Also, we did have the Jovan Kirovski moment of brilliance game, where we beat them 3-0. Sadly, 3-0 victories over European teams and a good Jovan Kirovski haven't been seen since.