Whos better Lampard or Gerrard?

Discussion in 'Premier League' started by pfc4life, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    But Gerrard isn't about to sidefoot it in that picture. He's about to welly it.
     
  2. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    See above. "Twatting it" will also serve. And, depending on degree of skill (or absence of it), "hoofing it".
     
  3. J'can

    J'can Member+

    Jul 3, 2007
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    Manchester United FC
    Right but what do you call the part of the foot that makes contact with the ball. (We called it instep in JA and in the US i think they say laces)
     
  4. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    I call it a foot.
     
  5. thebigman

    thebigman Member+

    May 25, 2006
    Birmingham
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    Arsenal FC
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    England
    laces = batistuta twatting the ball into the roof of the net from 30 yards

    inside of the foot = henry passing it into the net after taking on the entire scouse team at highbury
     
  6. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
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    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    lol
     
  7. mshankb

    mshankb Member

    Nov 15, 2004
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    Chelsea FC
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    England
    Ah, fair play, the pics didn't show up for me.

    Still instep = side of the foot surely?
     
  8. J'can

    J'can Member+

    Jul 3, 2007
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    from my background, instep is the laces where you just get over the ball to keep it down and "twat" it as some on here eloquently put it.

    to side foot he ball means the inside of the foot.
     
  9. Frosty

    Frosty Member

    May 29, 2008
    Thats daft.

    Ofcourse 'with your instep' means passing it into the net with the side of your foot.

    Doesn't take much brainwork to read the word slowly to yourself and realise that 'in..step' is the inside of your foot, the laces are on the top of the boot unless your wearing fancy ones which dress up on the instep ofcourse.

    Plus ofcourse that arch which a majority of people have on the side of their foot is called the 'instep', sorry if I just showed how to put 2 and 2 together.

    Laces = twat
    Instep = pass
    Outstep = fancy twats pass
     
  10. Karloski

    Karloski Member+

    Oct 26, 2006
    England
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    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Quality.:D

    Gotta say though. The outside of the boot is my speciality.
     
  11. Lamps>Gerrard

    Lamps>Gerrard Member

    Feb 15, 2009
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    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This thread just got really funny. :D
     
  12. J'can

    J'can Member+

    Jul 3, 2007
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Not a matter of brain work or someone being daft you **********..... soccer is as much cultural and different areas of the globe uses different terminology. if you read my posts prior i was attempting to learn how other people addressed a specific situation.

    now go ******** yourself.
     
  13. Frosty

    Frosty Member

    May 29, 2008
    I know what an instep is, its a shame you don't. If you want to talk bolloxs about football being cultural and words describing different things fair enough, but your term for twatting the ball is still daft. And calling it daft doesn't warrant such a terse response.
     
  14. J'can

    J'can Member+

    Jul 3, 2007
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Dont understand why you have to be insulting in the first place, all i said was this is what i grew up calling it. could be that i am wrong, but why i gotta be daft? all the members of my neigbohood team called it that and i followed suit.

    and yes it is cultural in the terminolgy used for example the outside of the foot we used to see it is a "banana" somewhere on here they called it a "trivela" which i assume is Portuguese since it was in relation to Quaresma. should we call those people daft too?
     
  15. thebigman

    thebigman Member+

    May 25, 2006
    Birmingham
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    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    boring hell
     
  16. hindy88

    hindy88 New Member

    Feb 17, 2010
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Not even close....Lampard!
     
  17. Pazarius

    Pazarius New Member

    Jan 10, 2004
    England
    in·step

    –noun
    1.
    the arched upper surface of the human foot between the toes and the ankle.
    2.
    the part of a shoe, stocking, etc., covering this surface.
    3.
    the front of the hind leg of a horse, cow, etc., between the hock and the pastern joint; cannon.

    Dictionary.com Unabridged
    Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2010.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/instep
     
  18. Karloski

    Karloski Member+

    Oct 26, 2006
    England
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    "Who gives a shit?"

    In turn, there are numerous answers to this question, such as:

    "I don't give a shit."
    "Nobody gives a shit."
     
  19. frasermc

    frasermc Take your flunky and dangle

    Celtic
    Scotland
    Jul 28, 2006
    Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
    Club:
    Celtic FC
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    Scotland
    The whole thread is full of bovine scatology so it fits right in.
     
  20. ImpossibleIsNothing

    ImpossibleIsNothing New Member

    Feb 8, 2010
    Club:
    Central Coast Mariners
    instep runs along the metertarsel, it is to the left of the laces (right foot). solved.
     
  21. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    And who had better form with their instep drives again? In all this excitement, I've forgotten the whole point of the debate.
     
  22. GranCanMan

    GranCanMan Member

    Jan 12, 2007
    Manchester
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Amen.
     
  23. ImpossibleIsNothing

    ImpossibleIsNothing New Member

    Feb 8, 2010
    Club:
    Central Coast Mariners
    lol, ok well i said gerrard, but only the most minimal amount, and it just created discussion, so i said it. anyone else got some good pointers onm whos better?
     
  24. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Lampard is a fat fluker, if that's any help.
     
  25. thebigman

    thebigman Member+

    May 25, 2006
    Birmingham
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    fat fluker vs a scumbag chav who assaults djs because they dont play ferry across the mersey
     

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