marty mcfly is american and as we all konw: they can´t play soccer! james bond is british and this fact gives him a huge advantage over the others. and he could use some special tools created by Q.
He and is brother were both being "groomed" by their dad for soccer careers. His brother was better. Arnold "revolted" from it and started pumping up instead.
James Bond is too much of a gentleman to play this sport for the lower class. Arnold makes a good sweeper.
the ultimate free/spot kicker. no one could "bend it like" Skywalker (with the help of the force, of coarse) and those jedi mind tricks would demoralize all opponents. and would never get carded on any tackle... Luke: (waving his hand slowly) "you didnt see me commit a foul. I do not deserve a card." Referee: (with a glazed look in his eyes) "I didnt see you commit a foul. you do not deserve a card."
Looks like Luke has won, I think he is too much of a nice boy to do well though, he would buckle in away matches.