Please!! If you drank like a case of lager, tell me you wouldn't be roarin to get at the old bag of a Queen and shag her rotten? Maybe even impregnate her and bear a bastard offspring child of the Queen!!
See. I have ********ed a beautiful piece of skirt for 9 years. Woman do not appeal to me at this moment in my life. Pamala Handerson is the only hand for me. Ps. You are Knighted Sir Ian. Me. There must be some stupid mistake your Mmmajesty. HRH. No. Me. pffffffffffft. HRH. A curry and 12 cans of Foosters. Me. You'll do for me sunshine. Pps. Rule Brittania.
OK...let's play a game Mel. It's killed MFK. Marry, Fcuk, Kill. I'll give you three names, you have to choose one to Marry, one to Fcuk and one to Kill. Here you go: Alan Shearer, Queen Mother, Bobby Robson
********. Any skinny bird. Marry. Any skinny bird. Kill. Every skinny bird. Ps. Come on England and God save my Queen.
Who? Liverpool tou stupid dumb ********. Ps. Amarillo. Road to. I am. Sweet Marie. She waits for me. Haway the toon.