Who Stole Paulina's Pants?

Discussion in 'MLS: Rumors' started by Bambule GK, Aug 5, 2002.

  1. Bambule GK

    Bambule GK New Member

    Aug 16, 2000
    The ATL
    I thought that was totally uncool. Whoever stole her pants, forcing her to come out in WonderWoman Underoos should be ashamed of themselves.
     
  2. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have them.

    Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
     
  3. Bambule GK

    Bambule GK New Member

    Aug 16, 2000
    The ATL
    I don't understand how you got past here steroid-ridden, hell's angels wannabe security squad.





    Those guys were scaaaaaaaary. ooooooooooooh.
     
  4. PSU92

    PSU92 Member

    Feb 27, 1999
    Annandale VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :(

    DAMN THAT RAIN STORM!!

    F***ING FAMILY OBLIGATIONS!!!!
     
  5. togneter

    togneter Member

    Mar 30, 2000
    Paulina Rubio comes from a poor family in a poor nation, and has been unable to purchase new pants since she was five. So give her a break already.

    Jerk.
     
  6. Bambule GK

    Bambule GK New Member

    Aug 16, 2000
    The ATL
    wtf!

    Listen, buddy, she had enough facking money to buy some hellaciously big pepsi bottles!

    She sure has heck could've sprung for some pants.

    Just one man's opinion, of course.
     
  7. togneter

    togneter Member

    Mar 30, 2000
    Call them what you want, but they really weren't all that big. Plus, I'm pretty sure they're real...
     
  8. soccerdome

    soccerdome New Member

    Why did we even need a performance for half-time? This ain't the SuperBowl & let's not try to make it. They could've done a skills competition or something like that. But I guess it's a typical American thing.
     
  9. Bambule GK

    Bambule GK New Member

    Aug 16, 2000
    The ATL
    Stick to the topic please.


    Although, come to think of it... I don't know if her pants were made in america or not... Good point you raise.


    Wait. Stop.



    Maybe some Soviet spy took her pants?!


    Comunista!
     
  10. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    i'm really sorry, but i did not take her pants... i took the tops of all her band members... that is why there were wearing mls uniforms, it was the only thing they had available at the time that would make it seem like real rock outfits

    once again, sorry
     
  11. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pics? I need to see this disgrace for myself...
     
  12. soccerdome

    soccerdome New Member

    I don't know if u could find any. MLS.net, I hope, would have them. It's embarrasing to show if ya ask me.
     
  13. feuerfex

    feuerfex Member

    Apr 21, 2001
  14. kebzach

    kebzach Member

    Dec 30, 2000
    Greenfield, WI
    Hey, Euro-wanna be:

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    Pepsi paid $$$$$$$ to the league. They want a halftime show. The league will do what it's told.

    End of discussion.
     
  15. togneter

    togneter Member

    Mar 30, 2000
    Word of advice: LIGHTEN UP!


    Okay, that's two words. My bad.
     
  16. csc7

    csc7 New Member

    Jul 3, 2002
    DC
    anyone find pictures of veronica after the rain storm?
     
  17. kenntomasch

    kenntomasch Member+

    Sep 2, 1999
    Out West
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This should have been one of those beer radio commercials, "True Heroes" - "Mr. Guy-Who-Stole-Paulina-Rubio's-Pants".

    Was it Shakira who did the National Anthem at MLS Cup last year? It was some little waify chick I'd never heard of. There's one difference between us and other sports --- the NFL gets Faith Hill to sing the National Anthem, we get Shakira.
     
  18. Lab Mouse

    Lab Mouse New Member

    Apr 11, 1999
    Kalamazoo, MI, USA
    I don't think the pants would have really mattered...it was a horrible halftime show.

    On another note...in looking at Andy's photos, is it just me, or could Donovan and Burns pass for brothers?
     
  19. togneter

    togneter Member

    Mar 30, 2000
    It's just you.
     
  20. gatopreto

    gatopreto Member

    May 31, 2000
    NYC
    Nobody stole her pants. They were cotton, and shrunk in the rain.

    Apparently the rain shrunk her voice too.
     
  21. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    lol

    it did get me thinking... in a couple of years our "poster child" is going to be pretty damn bald looking
     
  22. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078

    voice?!?!?!?

    excuse me, there was people talking or singing when they were out there???

    i thought they were just suppose to gyrate around or something
     
  23. kasai

    kasai New Member

    Jul 15, 2002
    California
    Paulina has never been known for her ability to sing.... she is better known for being one strange babe.... Veronica should have performed at halftime..... I would have preferred that.
     
  24. Rocket

    Rocket Member

    Aug 29, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  25. ArtForceOne

    ArtForceOne New Member

    May 10, 2002
    Akron, Ohio USA

    R&B newcomer Toya sang the anthem at last year's Cup; she sings this song I think it's called "I Do" or "Like I Do". It's a catchy song. They play it all the time on KISS-FM.

    Actually I like Shakira; she would have been a much better choice to perform at the All Star game. With Pepsi sponsoring the game and Pepsi endorser Shakira performing it would have made better sense even though she is so famous now she could have been too expensive. They might have gotten her last year when she was unknown.

    I love Shakira. She is sexier and more talented than Britney, Christina and Paulina combined!
     

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