Who needs war...just let the USWNT take care of Iraq

*snorts* They don't actually think they'd win do they?!

 

LMAO. Have you ever heard that joke about Saddam and Clinton having peace talks?

 

The joke goes:

Saddam invites Bill to his office in Bahgdad for peace talks. As they're talking Sadaam pushes a button on his chair and a boxing glove pops out and punches Bill in the face. Sadaam thinks this is hilarious and starts cracking up. Clinton ignores it. They talk for a few more minutes and Sadaam pushes another button and this time a glove comes out and punches him in the balls. Clinton tears up, Sadaam cracks up again, but Bill ignores it. The talks continue and Sadaam pushes a button yet again. This time it catches Bill in the stomach. Sadaam falls on the floor laughing and Clinton storms out telling Sadaam to meet him in the Oval Office in a week. So they're in the Oval Office talking and Clinton pushes a button on his chair. Expecting to be hit, Sadaam ducks but nothing happens. Bill just kind of giggles. They talk some more and Bill pushes another button. Saddam ducks again, but nothing happens. Bill cracks up and they keep talking. Once again Clinton pushes a button and Sadaam falls out of the chair trying to avoid the non-existent punch. Well, Clinton starts laughing again and Sadaam gets really pissed as says, "I'm going back to Bahgdad." Through tears Clinton replies:

























"BAHGDAD?! WHAT BAHGDAD?!"

LMAO

 

LOL on the joke. I tell Iraq to bring it, I'm more for a soccer game than a war.

 

Bring on the Iraqi Baby Seals!

We'll proudly introduce them to the US Players...

The B-52's: Mia Hamm. Abby Wambach.

The F-22's: Tiffeny Milbrett. Shannon MacMillan. Cindy Parlow.

The SR-71's: Kristine Lilly. Lorrie Fair. Tiffany Roberts. Julie Foudy. Aly Wagner.

The U-2's: Brandi Chastain. Joy Fawcett. Kate Sobrero. Danielle Slaton. Cat Reddick.

And last but not least, the E-3 Sentry AWACS: Briana Scurry. Siri Mullinix.


Real bombs or not, by the time we're done with you you'll be blown to pieces and apart of the pitch with a note attatched: "Thanks for playing biotches. Good thing you brought your white flags. Love, The USA."


BRING IT ON!

 

Nice! ROFLMAO. thats good stuff piper.

OMG we would so kick their asses. Our u-19's could kick their asses.

 

I could kick their asses and I play worse than Haiti.

 

that's one war I'm sure we'll win

haha bring 'em on, we'll destroy them. After reading that article I remembered when the USA Men's team faced Iraq a few years ago and I wanted the US to win so bad that after they lost I started bawling, my parents thought I was a freak..... lol

C