i don't know their names, but you HAVE to include the 2 English hogs that tool around on a motorbike and douse everything with "buttah." rachael ray - she looks like a dirty girl!
Cordes with the long hair. Her short hair though is too butch. Rachel Ray does look dirty though. I bet she tosses a mean salad.
Plus she says things like "delish." My wife points out that she's a good example of what's wrong with the Food channel. They recycle a few stars through a lot of shows while at the same time cooking shows on other nonspecialized channels have all but disappeared, thus the overall effect is a loss of variety. Ray does the 30 minute meal and $40 dollars a day, and you can see her on other spots. Toss in wall-to-wall Emeril and nonstop Bobby Flay...you get the picture. Anyway, forced to choose between the 2, I'd go with Ray despite her cutsey-ootsey. The other one looks like Mrs. Brady. Yuck. Incidentally, at least one of the 2 Fat Ladies is pushing (boucoups) daisies. edit: What Michael K. said.
if i hear "over the shoulder for luck" and "the fork, the knife, the spoon and the bread" one more time, i swear i'm gonna smash my tv.
Nigella Lawson is the winner by far. I like Rachael Ray but damn she gets annoying. "Oops, [insert food here] overboard!" HEHEHEHE!