Who does this camera belong to?

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Beaker, Jun 29, 2005.

  1. Beaker

    Beaker Member

    Jun 21, 2001
    Vienna, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OK, it's a weird story, but considering it all happened on MLS cup night, most of it is excusable. There may have been beers involved.

    My friend, Bill, hopped in a cab with Billy, Alicia and someone else and ended up at some bar where the team was partying late into the night on Saturday night (post championship game). He doesn't know the bar and, like the really drunk idiot I was, I didn't go so I can't help. He found a disposable camera sitting on a table that looked to be left by someone. I must admit that we'd closed Naja's down and had found the bar at the Cheescake Factory before all of this, so for all I know, there may have been a family of 8 sitting around the camera...who knows. Anyway, he grabbed the camera and finished the roll with lovely drunk-shots within the bar. Once we got back to VA, we finally developed the film and found that the camera was actually at the game!!! What are the odds?

    The problem is that I don't know who it belongs to, but I'd guess someone here does. There are several shots from inside the locker room after the game, so it's someone with some connections. I'm posting three of the pics with who I guess to be the camera's owner. She's in several of the other pics on the roll, too.

    If you're the owner, please let me know. If you know who it is, please let me know. If you're going to press charges, please let me know ASAP!

    I'll happily give the developed pictures and the negatives to you at a home game. (I'll keep the drunk-shots...you'll thank me!)
     
  2. JoeSoccerFan

    JoeSoccerFan Member+

    Aug 11, 2000
    Have you ever seen the Barra Skull Flag? :D
     
  3. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    Don't know who it belongs to, but that's Jaime's wife in all three shots. The other women are also players' wives, I believe.
     
  4. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    That 70 year old chick's got a smoking body.
     
  5. Beaker

    Beaker Member

    Jun 21, 2001
    Vienna, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Funny you should mention that...Maybe that's why almost every picture that has a player in it includes Jaime?!

    Holy Crap, has my buddy has taken Mrs. Jaime Moreno's camera??!!:eek:
     
  6. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    <<shaking the Magic 8 Ball>>

    Signs point to yes
     
  7. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Member+

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    Way to go Jaime hater!!!!! :mad:
     
  8. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    hey we had nothing to do with this one :D

    Jokes aside I would guess Oscar would be a good way/connection to get the camera/pics back to Moreno's wife.
     
  9. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yowza, it does seem like Mrs Moreno's camera. I'd contact Fred Matthes (customer service at DCU) and then plan to drop off photos at customer service at the next home game. He can put in Jaime's mailbox at the stadium.

    K
     
  10. Pints

    Pints Member

    Apr 21, 2004
    Charm City
    Ahahahahaaa This is great!
     
  11. michael greene

    Oct 31, 2002
    Anybody else thinking about Robin Williams in One Hour Photo? :)
     
  12. beltwayrob

    beltwayrob New Member

    Jun 15, 2004
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Funny you would mention that because its exactly what I was thinking about...
     
  13. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    I'm pretty sure that's Mrs. Nowak.
     
  14. Gmore

    Gmore New Member

    May 12, 2005
    Virginia
    This is really cool. Make sure that you use this opportunity to meet Jaime, don't just drop the pictures off somewhere.

    And post some more pics. Maybe some more of Nowak's wife. HOTTT.
     
  15. StagsUnited72

    StagsUnited72 Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Silver Spring, MD
    The after party was at Patrick Malloy's in Hermosa Beach.
     
  16. Doctor Woo

    Doctor Woo Member

    Nov 5, 1999
    Newport, OR
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Love that big monkey penis Jaime is smoking. That would take me a week to finish.
     
  17. xboxmaddplaya

    xboxmaddplaya New Member

    Mar 9, 2005
    Woodbridge, VA
    If thats Jaime's wife then why does he still have a green card, shouldnt he be like a US resident or citizen for marrying an American? She looks white to me im not sure though...
     
  18. Cweedchop

    Cweedchop Member+

    Mar 6, 2000
    Ellicott City, Md
    She's English, not American I believe.
     
  19. xboxmaddplaya

    xboxmaddplaya New Member

    Mar 9, 2005
    Woodbridge, VA
    Ahh thx
     
  20. Th4119

    Th4119 Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    Yes because if you're white you have to be American and nobody besides whites can be citizens of this country?

    Ridiculous.

    :rolleyes:
     
  21. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    This is called looking to take offense. If you're white AND IN THIS COUNTRY chances are very good that you're American.
     
  22. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Easy now.. Todd has probably just reached the post modern portion of his history studies at George Mason. :D
     
  23. Saltenya94

    Saltenya94 Member

    Jul 29, 2003
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    DC United
    A few semesters back a professor called me a post-modernist. I almost threw the syllabus at her face and made a big scene. Luckily, I held back mainly because I had the slighest idea what she was talking about. Now I just let it go :p
     
  24. xboxmaddplaya

    xboxmaddplaya New Member

    Mar 9, 2005
    Woodbridge, VA
    Thats not what i meant...sorry you took it that way. And actually im hispanic also, and i am also a Citizen.
     
  25. neilgrossman

    neilgrossman New Member

    May 12, 2000
    Hoboken, NJ
    Thamlin should calm down a bit.

    I'd assume many people don't know or forgot that Moreno played for Middlesboro. Therefore, they probably think he's lived almost his whole life in Bolivia or the US. If you had to guess which of those two countries Mrs. Moreno is from you'd probably guess the US. I think that's what xboxmaddplaya was doing, although it could have been phrased a bit better. It's not worth getting excited over.
     

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