He saved two PK's tonight plus a few other fantastic saves. Maybe you guys should pummel him before every game from now on.
I think I know... It was Chad Deering. Chad beat up DJ for giving him that new gomer haircut. No, wait a minute. It was the old Burn goalie Matt Jordan who liked to cut hair. Maybe Mike Jeffries attacked DJ.
Yes, he got the shiners from playing basketball. Knowing DJ, he probably would say he got them from hitting his head on the rim. I used that excuse all the time in college to expalin the mysterious cuts on my temples.