Who are you?

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by TerminalVertigo, Dec 4, 2004.

  1. TerminalVertigo

    Oct 18, 2004
    Winnipeg, MB
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    i have been reading posts by you guys(or girls) couple of times a day, for a long while and i got to wondering who you are. like i know you by your attitudes and nicks, but i realized i have no idea who you guys are, what your names are, your age, what you do ,and other information. It would be neat to be able to put people to the posts. I just think it would be neat to know who you guys are.

    post any relevant information that you wanna post

    we can all learn something about each other and it can be fun to see the age groups that we are.

    Andrew
     
  2. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    Not the old ' credit card details down here ' trick. :D :D Well, my names Eddie Hitler, and i work in the porn industry. Anything else.
     
  3. TerminalVertigo

    Oct 18, 2004
    Winnipeg, MB
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    :rolleyes: yeah,

    next question is "why are you still here??"
     
  4. TerminalVertigo

    Oct 18, 2004
    Winnipeg, MB
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    and by the way, your 'toons got fed today.

    case you missed it ian.
     
  5. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Erm, cause i have paid a years subscription. Should have paid attention at School, weapon.


    Pies got fed today. :D :D wtf, seriously nightclasses for you sonna.
     
  6. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    I'm not called ian. I was seeing how long i could keep it going. I'm a W(b)anker from Egypt.
     
  7. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Thanks for adding the girls bit in there, though I believe I'm the only lass currently active in the Chelsea forum. ;)

    My friends call me Riz, I'm 27, been a Chels supporter for 10 years now after falling in love with them on a trip to London. I'm a professional Guinness drinker, and my job entails winding up eddie :)p) and serving as the president of the Mateja Kezman fan club (also currently the treasurer of the Duffer fan club as well). :D
     
  8. TerminalVertigo

    Oct 18, 2004
    Winnipeg, MB
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    please speak up, its hard to hear you over the assclown.
     
  9. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    I said " I'M NOT CALLED IAN. I WAS SEEING HOW LONG I COULD KEEP IT GOING. I'M A W(B)ANKER FROM EGYPT. Got it pal, it's not hard.
     
  10. TerminalVertigo

    Oct 18, 2004
    Winnipeg, MB
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    then why don't you just answer the questions? and be normal, so we can get along with you. doesnt seem like you have too many people looking out for you here after your "identity theft" scheme failed ;)
     
  11. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Identity theft. :D The people that need to know, know. Ok sonna. I answer the questions in a correct manner, otherwise the Mods would give me a severe telling off, and then if i persist, it'll be BANNEDSVILLE TEXASSHIRE :D ;)
     
  12. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Uh, Mel? There are some threads on the Chelsea board you should stay away from. This is likely one of those.
    I would imagine Clan or GPK can "weed out" the unrelated posts on this thread.
     
  13. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Hear what your saying fella. Will take note.
     
  14. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm Eddie (obviously). I'm 26, engaged, go to Temple University. I hate Arsenal, hockey and tequila. I love: The women of my life (Mom and Catherine), my dog Dante, and paella.

    Anything else?

    -Eddie
     
  15. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    LMAO... Indeed you are the anti-Kezza, I've seen pics of you. ;)

    And here I was thinking you were the same age as me. Tsk, the years, they just slip by you, you know? :D

    Edit: Ha! Is that you as your avatar?
     
  16. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah it was me. It was at a bar outside the Bridge last year after the Birmingham game. I was drunk, excited and getting pumped because the Eagles were about to lose the NFC Championship game that night and I was watching it from England.

    How old are you?
     
  17. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Lovely! Watching the Eggles downwardly spiral is almost as much fun as watching the Arse do the same. ;)

    *points to public profile*... I only have a year on you. ;)
     
  18. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Almost exactly a year. I am March 7, 1978
     
  19. lobomojo

    lobomojo Member+

    Jul 17, 2004
    santa fe
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    What the heck is wrong with you boy, "...hate tequila", equating tequila with gooners; Mom and Catherine, even Dante should be holding their heads in shame.

    Do you hate america, freedom, apple pie, a vision of a Setanta free world, as well; just when I thought there was hope for the next generation...goes off mumbling to himself, spilling a fresh margarita on his kit, like wenger after watching a Drogs hat trick, and yes CFC one or two from Kez.
     
  20. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Hee, now you boys are just teasing me. ;)
     
  21. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, maybe I don't hate tequila...but my stomach does. Soon as it's in there it's like a war between jose cuervo and my gut. The gut usually wins and Jose is expelled almost immediately.

    I forgot to put Setanta on my hate list. Please do note to add that to the list. But also add turkey and creamed spinach to my love list.

    Needless to say though, Mom and Catherine usually do shake their heads at the things I do. Like weighing myself before I ate on Thanksgiving at 188.5 pounds. Then weighing myself afterwards and registering a whooping 198. 9.5 pounds eaten. I am so ready for Wing Bowl this year.
     
  22. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's better to give than to tease!
     
  23. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Tequila does suck something fierce. Yeech. Vodka, on the other hand, is God's gift to us (and his curse to mother Russia). Y'all are old, too. :p
     
  24. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You suck being all of 25 and all...

    Thank you for agreeing. I do love vodka though...mmmmmmmmm. Vanilla Stoli and Coke, nothing better for a hangover.
     
  25. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    *gets out her walker, pops a Geritol, washing it down with an Ensure*

    What'd you say now there, sonny boy? Eh? SPEAK UP.

    :D
     

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