Has the inestimable Mr MacMurray gone into a funk over the fate of his beloved Rampage? Has Tim-May Krause paid him a late-night "visit"? Did the Minnestoa Thunder get tired of that little graphic where their logois pissed on and put out a contract on him? Has Sepp "Leaky" Blatter interrupted the flow of third-world bag men in and out of his office long enough to dispatch some FIFA goons to "rid me of this nuisence"? Never mind our MTV - we want our ToTW.