Which United opponent do you hate the most & why?

Okay lads, let's hear it, which of United's opponets do you really despise & why? Scousers? The Arse? Siddy? Let er' rip!

 

ARSEnal

I’ve never been a fan of The Arse, but Wenger makes me despise the team even more. He’s brought a certain sort of French snobbery to the club. Wenger has staffed his club with French players and coaches, and has made no attempts to hide his contempt for English football, which he considers inferior to the French version, nor has he attempted to hide his contempt for England (he once referring to the English as “the hordes”). Under Wenger’s leadership The Arse play a particularly dreadful brand of sport – boring & uneventful football splashed with moments of dirty, foul-ridden play and on-pitch tantrums.

Probably most despicable is Wenger & Arsenal Inc.’s attempt to repackage and reinvent the Arsenal football club. In keeping with London’s new “Cool Britannia” image, The Arse focus on packaging themselves as the “new” football club, with cosmopolitan overtones, slick packaging and plenty of season tickets for corporate sponsors. All this means that Arsenal have lost the history and tradition of the club. Is it any wonder you so very rarely see old Arse heroes being welcomed back to the club for ceremonies, banquets or public relations campaigns?

The reason I love Manchester United - the history, the devotion, the never-say-die moments, the personalities, the tradition, etc. – is the same reason I despise The Arse and that French whore Wenger.

 

"Don't look back in anger"

Yes, Manchester City leaves a lot to be desired. Let’s face it, when it comes to despising clubs, a big factor is the supporters. Certainly City have some of the most obnoxious, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered supporters in the entire world. City fans great pride in seeing just how rowdy and offensive they can be. Every time I’ve ever seen a die-hard City fan, it is always a vision of drunken repugnance. They also take a perverse delight in their teams unbelievably bad fortune. The lower City sink, the louder the shouts of “We’re the real Manchester” become. The argument put forth by the City fans is that ManU supporters are just glory hunters – and that to be genuine you must support a rubbish team performing like shite year after stinking year
Supposedly, getting piss-drunk on Saturday’s, throwing bricks and vomiting on stewards makes you more of a “true supporter” – or so the City-scum would have you believe.

 

A GUIDE TO ALL THINGS SCOUSE

A GUIDE TO ALL THINGS SCOUSE AND SCUM

The Home Secretary under Margaret Thatcher confirmed that a large quantity of lead had seeped into the public water supply of the greater Liverpool metropolitan region throughout the 1960’s and 70’s. The end result was an abnormally large percentage of birth defects and genetic mutations. One study speculated that close to 95% of the population of greater Liverpool had been impacted by the tainted water. Over the course of 2 decades it became clear that Liverpool had become largely inhabited by a breed of half-retarded, socially dysfunctional misfits. Probably the most marked characteristic of persons from this region was their physical repulsiveness, and Parliament passed a series guidelines for the medical community to help them recognize and identify Scousers. “The Scouse Scum” as they came to be labeled, were characterized by:

Stooped body posture
Sloped forehead
Excessive body hair
Webbed fingers and toes
Explosive and uncontrollable bowel movements

Knowing just how utterly unmanageable a half-retarded, trouser-shitting mob of scouser scum can get, the Liverpool City council began focusing immense amounts of time and energy developing and promoting two shite football clubs. This venture was a double-edged sword. While it kept the scouser hordes occupied, it also inadvertently revealed to the world the depth of depravation and ineptitude to which the scousers had sunk.

As recently as 2001 Tony Blair promoted, with a great deal of support from Parliament, an act informally known as the, “Keep the Scousers Scum Out”. This act proposes building a massive and un-scalable concrete wall essentially isolating the inhabitants of Liverpool from the outside world. In fact, such is the menace from the scouse scum that it has even been suggested blocking off the entire coast of Western England and Wales as a means of containing the threat.

Popular culture has responded by devoting volumes of literature and musical offerings to sum up the feelings of the rest of England towards Scouser scum. This attitude is probably best epitomized by the following widely recognized pub sing-a-long:

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
.
In your Liverpool slums,
You ************ on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ************ing thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
.
In your Liverpool slums,
You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,
In your Liverpool slums

 

Scouser hyperbole

655321, just as classy as singing about Munich (did you hear the live broadcast of the Worthington Cup final?).