Which Religion is 'right'?

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  1. argentine soccer fan

    argentine soccer fan Moderator
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    Jan 18, 2001
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    #101 argentine soccer fan, Nov 17, 2004
    Lets make fun of little kids. They believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!

    My little girl also believes that Cinderella went to the royal ball in a pumpkin and that the Little Mermaid became human. She also believes that dinosaurs are purple and can sing.

    How can anybody believe such nonsense?
     
  2. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
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    #102 Thomas A Fina, Nov 17, 2004
    Re: Hey, We Forgot The Druids

    She had a nose job


    I'm surrounded by **************s!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
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    #103 Thomas A Fina, Nov 17, 2004
    I Can't Believe No One Has Mocked Jehovah Witnesses

    I means seriously
     
  4. Claymore

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    Jul 9, 2000
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    #104 Claymore, Nov 17, 2004
    Re: I Can't Believe No One Has Mocked Jehovah Witnesses

    Two words: Jackson Family.
     
  5. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
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    #105 obie, Nov 17, 2004
    Re: Evangelicals: Jesus will literally float back down to earth from the sky

    Couldn't he have invented the light bulb as kind of a "hint" for future generations? You know, "Hey guys, you don't really know that you're going to need this someday, but trust me, it'll be awesome when you figure out what it's for." And we could have had a 1900-year-long contest to figure it out, like the world's longest, greatest mystery movie.

    Oh, the hell with it. The whole thing started because Ian wanted to make fun of PETA for holding some crazy non-scientific beliefs about fish and intelligence, and Archer has now hijacked the entire board on some electronic jihad. Whatever -- people can believe whatever the hell they want to believe, as long as they're not using those beliefs as justification to set domestic or foreign policy. I apologize for ever starting this.
     
  6. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
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    #106 Thomas A Fina, Nov 17, 2004
    It's a mocking contest, not a pissing contest, no one and I mean no one is taking this seriously
     
  7. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
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    #107 IntheNet, Nov 17, 2004
    Re: Shintoism?

    Matty in the Hatty: I thought those words too when I saw your avetar; I mean come on: DNC Chief Terry McAuliffe? Hasn't that bum been ridden out on the rails yet? He hasn't won a single significant Democrat office in six years (elections in 2002 and 2004)!
     
  8. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
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    #108 Garcia, Nov 17, 2004
    The next person who starts a new "let's make fun of" thread...

    ...is going to get punked my me!

    Please stop this crap.
     
  9. domingo

    domingo Member

    Jun 26, 2002
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    #109 domingo, Nov 17, 2004
    I'll believe in God when 1 and 1 are 5!
     
  10. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

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    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    #110 nicephoras, Nov 17, 2004
    In this election season, I demand Wotan be given equal time! Fail to comply with his divine dictates, and Wotan shall deluge you with an angry tribe of Norsemen in longboats. And they shall come bearing election lawyers!
     
  11. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
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    #111 Dan Loney, Nov 17, 2004
    Re: Agnostics: Ummmm ... uhhhhh ...

    I DON'T KNOW!

    I'm a comedy god.
     
  12. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
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    #112 Claymore, Nov 17, 2004
    That's fine, as long as they don't bring Rosie O'Donnell
     
  13. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    #113 nicephoras, Nov 17, 2004
    She's our flagship.
    Hey - you can't beat the buoyancy.
     
  14. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    #114 Garcia, Nov 17, 2004
    I'd like to thank you all, even the fellow mods who decided to crap in the politics forum today. Don't ******** with me.

    I changed my mind.

    You guys act like children, so you don't get your religious smack thread. It has no place in this forum.
     
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