Re: Religious People: Man, Are They Stupid! METROSCUM WILL ALWAYS BE METRO SCUM! D.C. United Forever Man! AduAduAduAduAduAdu
Hey, We Forgot The Druids Stonehenge, where the demons dwell Where the banshees live and they do live well Stonehenge Where a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan Stonehenge Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise With a dragon's face Stonehenge Where the virgins lie And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky And you my love, won't you take my hand We'll go back in time to that mystic land Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow I will take you there I will show you how
Re: Let's All Laugh at Bhuddists!! fat? jolly? he's Buddha, not ********ing Santa Claus. I'd laugh at the whole self-immolation thing, but it seems Muslim turncoats are quite good at that too.
Re: Sunni Muslims Believe Mohammed Rode a Horse to Heaven!!!!!! there was a white horse to heaven. it's not that hard to understand. and U think Noah didn't have an ark? he wasn't that good of a swimmer...
Re: Sunni Muslims Believe Mohammed Rode a Horse to Heaven!!!!!! http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7333/pictures/moon.jpg
Re: Religious People: Man, Are They Stupid! Hey Looney, stop trying to impose upon others your ridiculous belief in 'The Eternal Blackness of Oblivion'. Some of us who don't believe that such an entity exists are deeply offended by your condescending arrogance towards us.
Re: Hey, We Forgot The Druids Nahhh ...Stoneheadge was created by a Brit farmer lookin for a place to hide a few big rocks! No religion here...move along!
Re: Let's All Laugh at Bhuddists!! Well I mean in that respect Christianity is kinda like Metro, I mean they just make it so damned easy sometimes
Rosicrucians: Help Me Out Here I mean seriously - do these people actually BELIEVE in something? Beats the crap out of me.
Methodists: There's Just No Reason It's not like there aren't enough OTHER Protestant groups. John Wesley wasn't exactly a trendsetter, sort of like a "Hey, I can have a religion too!!!" kind of a deal. GIve it up. Calll the Lutherans.
Re: Let's All Laugh at Bhuddists!! Actually, Buddhism makes a lot of sense. A Buddhist guy told me that if I meditate and learn to get rid of all my umpure thoughts, I will find that all that will be left in me will be pure thougths. Mathematically, that makes sense.
Re: Sunni Muslims Believe Mohammed Rode a Horse to Heaven!!!!!! My mistake. I should not question anything, just beleive in the glory of God/Allah/Buddah/Santa Claus.
Re: Rosicrucians: Help Me Out Here Look at their advertising campaign: AFAIK, I've never seen their ads anywhere outside the Old Farmer's Almanac. They may believe in secrets, but they sure don't believe in effective marketing.
Re: Agnostics: Ummmm ... uhhhhh ... I almost don't want to leave for lunch. I'm scared of missing the rest of this.
They can't all be right, can they? According to South Park, it's the mormons, what do you think? Once we have decided, I'm going to sign up for that religion so I don't rot in hell.
This may stay open, to address all the religious issues raised today. If it becomes another pissing contest...closed it will be...yes.[/yoda]
To save us a long and pointless thread there will be three responses: 1) My religion is right all the others are wrong. 2) None are right, there is no God. 3) Whatever religion helps you live a good and productive life is the best one for you, but I respectfully state that it may not be for me.