Which Religion is 'right'?

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  1. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
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    Re: Religious People: Man, Are They Stupid!



    METROSCUM WILL ALWAYS BE METRO SCUM!

    D.C. United Forever Man! AduAduAduAduAduAdu
     
  2. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
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    Hey, We Forgot The Druids

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    Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
    Where the banshees live and they do live well
    Stonehenge
    Where a man is a man and the children dance to
    the pipes of pan
    Stonehenge
    Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise
    With a dragon's face
    Stonehenge
    Where the virgins lie
    And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky
    And you my love, won't you take my hand
    We'll go back in time to that mystic land
    Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
    I will take you there
    I will show you how
     
  3. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
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    Re: Let's All Laugh at Bhuddists!!

    fat? jolly?

    he's Buddha, not ********ing Santa Claus.

    I'd laugh at the whole self-immolation thing, but it seems Muslim turncoats are quite good at that too.
     
  4. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
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    Re: Sunni Muslims Believe Mohammed Rode a Horse to Heaven!!!!!!

    there was a white horse to heaven. it's not that hard to understand.

    and U think Noah didn't have an ark? he wasn't that good of a swimmer...
     
  5. Brainodo

    Brainodo New Member

    Jan 17, 2002
    Hoboken
    Re: Sunni Muslims Believe Mohammed Rode a Horse to Heaven!!!!!!

    http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7333/pictures/moon.jpg
     
  6. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    Re: Religious People: Man, Are They Stupid!

    Hey Looney, stop trying to impose upon others your ridiculous belief in 'The Eternal Blackness of Oblivion'. Some of us who don't believe that such an entity exists are deeply offended by your condescending arrogance towards us.

    :D
     
  7. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
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    Re: Hey, We Forgot The Druids

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    A Druish princess?! :rolleyes:
     
  8. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
    Northern Virginia
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    Re: Hey, We Forgot The Druids

    Nahhh ...Stoneheadge was created by a Brit farmer lookin for a place to hide a few big rocks! No religion here...move along!
     
  9. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
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    Re: Let's All Laugh at Bhuddists!!

    Well I mean in that respect Christianity is kinda like Metro, I mean they just make it so damned easy sometimes
     
  10. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
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    Re: Atheists: They're just looking for an excuse to watch football!

    Best. Forum. Ever.
     
  11. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
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    Re: Hey, We Forgot The Druids

    Funny, she doesn't LOOK Druish.
     
  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
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    Rosicrucians: Help Me Out Here

    I mean seriously - do these people actually BELIEVE in something?

    Beats the crap out of me.
     
  13. tcmahoney

    tcmahoney New Member

    Feb 14, 1999
    Metronatural
    Agnostics: Ummmm ... uhhhhh ...

    OK, what can we make fun of about agnostics?
     
  14. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
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    Re: Agnostics: Ummmm ... uhhhhh ...

    They don't vote?
     
  15. Brainodo

    Brainodo New Member

    Jan 17, 2002
    Hoboken
    Re: Agnostics: Ummmm ... uhhhhh ...

    Flip-floppers?
     
  16. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
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    Methodists: There's Just No Reason

    It's not like there aren't enough OTHER Protestant groups.

    John Wesley wasn't exactly a trendsetter, sort of like a "Hey, I can have a religion too!!!" kind of a deal.

    GIve it up. Calll the Lutherans.
     
  17. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    Re: Let's All Laugh at Bhuddists!!

    Actually, Buddhism makes a lot of sense. A Buddhist guy told me that if I meditate and learn to get rid of all my umpure thoughts, I will find that all that will be left in me will be pure thougths. Mathematically, that makes sense.
     
  18. Gordon EF

    Gordon EF Moderator
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    Jan 15, 2004
    Edinburgh
    Re: Sunni Muslims Believe Mohammed Rode a Horse to Heaven!!!!!!

    My mistake. I should not question anything, just beleive in the glory of God/Allah/Buddah/Santa Claus.
     
  19. tcmahoney

    tcmahoney New Member

    Feb 14, 1999
    Metronatural
    Re: Rosicrucians: Help Me Out Here

    Look at their advertising campaign: AFAIK, I've never seen their ads anywhere outside the Old Farmer's Almanac.

    They may believe in secrets, but they sure don't believe in effective marketing.
     
  20. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    Re: Agnostics: Ummmm ... uhhhhh ...

    I almost don't want to leave for lunch. I'm scared of missing the rest of this.
     
  21. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    Mormons: At Least They've Got the Whole Polygamy Thing Going for Them

    ...which is nice.
     
  22. Gordon EF

    Gordon EF Moderator
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    Jan 15, 2004
    Edinburgh
    They can't all be right, can they? According to South Park, it's the mormons, what do you think?

    Once we have decided, I'm going to sign up for that religion so I don't rot in hell.
     
  23. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    This may stay open, to address all the religious issues raised today. If it becomes another pissing contest...closed it will be...yes.[/yoda]
     
  24. sch2383

    sch2383 New Member

    Feb 14, 2003
    Northern Virginia
    To save us a long and pointless thread there will be three responses:

    1) My religion is right all the others are wrong.

    2) None are right, there is no God.

    3) Whatever religion helps you live a good and productive life is the best one for you, but I respectfully state that it may not be for me.
     
  25. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
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    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
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    Shintoism?

    Beauty in everything? I mean come on.

    What a bunch of garbage
     

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