Which footballer are you?

You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.


I was actually hoping for Claudio Reyna or Landon Donovan.

Cheers,
William

 

Oliver Kahn

Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back.

 

I don't think I could tell you this week, my friend... due to a lack of example on Kasey Keller's part of doing exactly that.

Cheers,
William

 

I'm glad you stuck a smillie on the end of that, Baby.
If I though you were remotely serious...
I'd take Kewell and Viduka over those two "nobodys" anytime.

 

You are
Freddie Ljungberg

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.

 

Got Batistuta aswell, don'y even like him, would have preferred to get Perry Groves to that bastard.

 

I got Rivaldo, too.

Now I'm going to take the test again and try for Roy Keane.

 

David Seaman??? Oh dear

 

I'm David Seaman as well !!. I'd like to say that I do not have a ponytail, and I don't look like the Pringles logo.

 

I am...

Batigol

 

I am Rivaldo.

But it was extremely difficult to type this as I lie on the ground writhing in pain, and holding my handa to my face, even though I was barely touched, and it was nowhere near my face.

 

Gabriel Batistuta.

 

Freddie Ljungberg

 

I was serious, and the smilie was for the benefit of my mate here in Victoria. American players are not "nobodys".

Interesting... a Liverpool fan taking two Leeds players. And Australians, at that. From my objective perspective, I'd say good on ya.

Cheers,
William

 

Gabriel Batistuta

An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.

 

You are
Diego Simeone

You may be a good footballer but who cares - you're a low life. Forget about playing in the spirit of the game - you're happy to use the cheapest tricks around to get what you want. Hope your calf's fully recovered.

 

Freddy Ljungberg.

 

Freddie as well

 

Batistuta

 

You are
Patrick Viera

You're a great athlete. You've got strength, speed and legs that go on forever. Unfortunately you use all this to take out opponents in a way that might end a few careers.

...and there ain't nuthin' you can do about it, 'cause I'm a madman!