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In an effort to take advantage of the success of both Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings, Miramax has come up with a movie in which the Hobbits play Quidditch. Seen here is Bilbo Williams of Michel Delving FC, playing against the Emmanuel Lewis-led team from Gryffindor at a recent Gandalf the White Testimonial played at Hogwarts Stadium. He is a mathom of a football player. Real question isn't where is Richie Williams, it's why do you care?
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