When Random Jibberish is riding in a time machine way far into the future...

Pepsi is coming out with a new formula.

I won't be trying new Pepsi.

 

Just mail them to me, my dog likes them too.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

 

I cannot overstate this enough.

eww!

 

He pretended to be a Cardinals fan.

 

Drinking enough beer is a cure for insomnia. I don't need baseball.

 

No - I grew up a cardinals fan and switched loyalties to the giants after we moved here.

 

Pepsi tastes like sugar and peeps taste like sugar, so story checks out. It’s probably just the same shitty sugar-water in a yellow can…

 

Most everyone here is a fan of brewers.

 

This is all really great to hear. I really value your even-handed remarks and analysis.

 

Happy April Fools Day!

We heard the voices of our players and Bills Mafia!

Ushering in the new era with ranch as our official sauce.

— Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) April 1, 2023

 

Dude! That post you quoted was from 2012!!! I got the job I wanted, but of course it didn’t last because tech is like that.

 

F#$& that!

No, good on you. Anger is bad for the person who is angry.

I try not to be a jerk here, but I still hate the evil, cheating, smog-breathing, water-stealing galactowankers!!

Go Quakesfans!!

 

Oakland A’s ballpark ranked worst in U.S. | KRON4

 

Brought to you by Fisher, aka El Cheapo Grande.

 

Never trust media lists.

 

Whoa, sorry about that. I got on the wrong page.

 

This list highlights the priorities that people have when going to watch a baseball game these days. Oracle Park is not a good place to actually watch baseball. It's hard to navigate to your seats due to the labyrinthine design, the seats are awkwardly placed to where you aren't even focused on the center of the field unless you happen to have seats behind home plate. It sucks except for the wealthy.

The Coliseum lacks in amenities. I don't think anybody could argue otherwise. The restrooms, in particular, are awful. But, it's circular nature means you can navigate it every easily. The layout of the sections is clear, and it has genuine connection to public transportation, which is seriously overlooked in importance.

It's fun to rag on the Coliseum because its a concrete behemoth, but I think people honestly don't consider what it's like to actually sit down and watch a game at the park. Because once you do that, it's seriously one of the best viewing experiences in the league. And I'm not saying this as someone who only gets nice seats. I've sat just about everywhere in that park and have not been disappointed. Humorously, actually, the worst viewing seats are actually the suites, which I find amusing.

I'll also say that I will defend Fenway's existence simply because it's a historic park. But that park literally has obstructed views, and even seats where you have a view aren't actually very good. It's probably the crappiest viewing of a baseball game in person that I've ever had. Nevermind that you're also surrounded by Bostonians for the privilege.

So yeah, anybody who says they don't like the coliseum, I just take that to mean they don't actually care about watching the game they paid to watch. Could it be improved? Absolutely. Again, the bathrooms are horrendous. Is it the worst in the league? Not even close.