And all of the MetroStars high command met today in the team office to discuss why the season was such a failure... Phil Anschultz: BLUNDERERS, FOOLS, We poses financial power greater than any on earth yet our championships are stripped from us on every front. Our most dangerous Enemy is not the rest of MLS but YOUR COLLECTIVE INCOMPETENCE. Nick Sakiewicz: HOGWASH!!!! Phil Anschultz: What did you dare say.... Nick Sakiewicz: The fault, most wealthy Anschultz, lies not with in us BUT WITHIN YOU!! YOUR OWNERSHIP HAS BEEN POMPOUS, GUILT ANONYMOUS AND PATHETIC!!!! Bob Bradley: What did he say?? Clint Mathis: Gasp! He’s gone crazy! Kenny Arena: That’s treason Ernesto Motta: I don’t believe it! Phil Anschultz: Yes.. Leadership is at the heart of this matter. But it is not mine that is inadequate Nick Sakiewicz IT’S YOURS! YOUR EGO DRIVEN STUPIDITY HAS CONVERTED VICTORY INTO CATASTROPHE FOR THE LAST TIME!! Nick Sakiewicz: Go ahead make me the scape goat. My loyal subordinate could testify to my fine stuart ship of metro but you don’t have the courage to let them speak!. Phil Anschultz: Wrong again! Defend him if you can! Nick Sakiewicz: Indeed they shall. You first nobel Ernesto.. Ernesto Motta: Footballisticly speaking it’s only fair to say that Mr. Sakiewicz is a world Class.................................BUFFOON................................ Nick Sakiewicz: What!?! Mo Johnston, Bob Bradley Brave Clint Mathis and Kenny Arena. Surely you won’t let Ernesto’s assassination of my character go unchallenged will you?? Bob Bradley: Certainly not. Ernesto also forgot to mention your frequent display of bad marketing... Nick Sakiewicz: UHG! Ernesto Motta: You Botched our U.S.Open campaign Mo Johnston: We Would have won but you countered ordered our 4 4 2!! Ernesto Motta: Your Medaling has brought us defeat again and again!!! Bob Bradley: You are not just a fool, you are Metros curse! Clint Mathis & Kenny Arena: (At the same time) Inept, Insufficient, Inexcusable!!! Nick Sakiewicz: UNSUBSTANTIATED FANTASY! LIES! LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssss....................................
It's not suppose to be funny... I was there to see first hand the office drama that unfolds thus understanding why NJ Metros are in the shape they are in.... Laugh, no I cryed seeing how Nick Sakiewicz Destoys every Thing he has touched....
      It seems that the reference/homage to the opening scene of G.I. Joe: The Movie (the argument between Cobra Commander and Serpentor, with the rest of the Cobra High Command at first watching on, then joining in) went right over everyone's heads.       Nice one, Zartan! -G
I can't help myself It's stewardship not stuart ship (unless you're talking about some guy that goes by that name) It's meddling not medaling (unless maybe...um...they're trying to win medals...no I guess that doesn't even work) And, just in the interest of overdoing it, scapegoat is one word, not two. I hope your skin isn't turning blue right now Zartan, I just couldn't help it.
Give the guy a break! He was transcribing a conversation, and could only write so fast. Yes, I'm kidding.
I'm not sure why people keep quoting the post in it's entirety again and again. It wasn't funny the first time, nor was it convincing as a parody of the Metro FO -- not to mention the low-keyed, unassuming Phil Anschutz. It gains nothing on repetition except increased embarrassment, though perhaps not for its author. "Writers. They never give you what you want." -- Eric Roberts playing a sleaze in a sleazey made-for-tv-show The post isn't even sophomoric. Its ineptitude is in a class of its own. It is the "Moose Murders" of BS posts. Like the wise guys on Broadway say: Never shoulda let it outa workshop. Now -- anybody know what really happened? If anything?
Hey Every one I don't know if it just me but reading over this post it seems Zartan's portrail of Nick S is on the money.. He looks like the type of person to shift blame on every one else but himself, for bad marketing for fighting with his coach and so on....