What took place at the Metro Office today

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Zartan, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. Zartan

    Zartan Red Card

    Nov 12, 2003
    Everglades swamp
    And all of the MetroStars high command met today in the team office to discuss why the season was such a failure...

    Phil Anschultz: BLUNDERERS, FOOLS, We poses financial power greater than any on earth
    yet our championships are stripped from us on every front. Our most dangerous Enemy is not the rest of MLS but YOUR COLLECTIVE INCOMPETENCE.

    Nick Sakiewicz: HOGWASH!!!!

    Phil Anschultz: What did you dare say....

    Nick Sakiewicz: The fault, most wealthy Anschultz, lies not with in us BUT WITHIN YOU!!
    YOUR OWNERSHIP HAS BEEN POMPOUS, GUILT ANONYMOUS AND PATHETIC!!!!

    Bob Bradley: What did he say??

    Clint Mathis: Gasp! He’s gone crazy!

    Kenny Arena: That’s treason

    Ernesto Motta: I don’t believe it!

    Phil Anschultz: Yes.. Leadership is at the heart of this matter. But it is not mine that is inadequate Nick Sakiewicz IT’S YOURS! YOUR EGO DRIVEN STUPIDITY HAS CONVERTED VICTORY INTO CATASTROPHE FOR THE LAST TIME!!

    Nick Sakiewicz: Go ahead make me the scape goat. My loyal subordinate could testify to my fine stuart ship of metro but you don’t have the courage to let them speak!.

    Phil Anschultz: Wrong again! Defend him if you can!

    Nick Sakiewicz: Indeed they shall. You first nobel Ernesto..

    Ernesto Motta: Footballisticly speaking it’s only fair to say that Mr. Sakiewicz is a world Class.................................BUFFOON................................

    Nick Sakiewicz: What!?! Mo Johnston, Bob Bradley Brave Clint Mathis and Kenny Arena.
    Surely you won’t let Ernesto’s assassination of my character go unchallenged will you??

    Bob Bradley: Certainly not. Ernesto also forgot to mention your frequent display of bad marketing...

    Nick Sakiewicz: UHG!

    Ernesto Motta: You Botched our U.S.Open campaign

    Mo Johnston: We Would have won but you countered ordered our 4 4 2!!

    Ernesto Motta: Your Medaling has brought us defeat again and again!!!

    Bob Bradley: You are not just a fool, you are Metros curse!

    Clint Mathis & Kenny Arena: (At the same time) Inept, Insufficient, Inexcusable!!!

    Nick Sakiewicz: UNSUBSTANTIATED FANTASY! LIES! LIES!
    LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssss....................................
     
  2. nyrmetros

    nyrmetros Member

    Feb 7, 2004
    So do we get a new stadium? Yay or Nay ?
     
  3. Zartan

    Zartan Red Card

    Nov 12, 2003
    Everglades swamp
    I don't know as you can see that the meeting was rather tense so I left..
     
  4. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    I miss Lazerbeak.
     
  5. nyrmetros

    nyrmetros Member

    Feb 7, 2004
    Decipticon!
     
  6. LaVolpe's Mustache

    LaVolpe's Mustache New Member

    May 20, 2003
    Mulletville, Mexico
    And then they started a fire, and burned the MPF Hats and T-Shirts
     
  7. Zartan

    Zartan Red Card

    Nov 12, 2003
    Everglades swamp
    It's not suppose to be funny... I was there to see first hand the office drama that unfolds thus understanding why NJ Metros are in the shape they are in.... Laugh, no I cryed seeing how Nick Sakiewicz Destoys every Thing he has touched....
     
  8. Deuteriumoxide

    May 27, 2003
    Rockville, MD
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    (crickets....crickets)
     
  9. TheMasterAtCornerKicks

    Jan 20, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    (more crickets.....)
     
  10. sljohn

    sljohn Member

    Apr 28, 2001
    Out of town
    Didn't you hear? There will be an announcement in the next 90 days.
     
  11. MLS3

    MLS3 New Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    Pac NW
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Delete this thread please...
     
  12. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I hate gay people. :rolleyes:
     
  13. JMMUSA8

    JMMUSA8 New Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Webster
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don't worry people, he's still suffering from Metrostars Playoff Fever.
     
  14. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp It seems that the reference/homage to the opening scene of G.I. Joe: The Movie (the argument between Cobra Commander and Serpentor, with the rest of the Cobra High Command at first watching on, then joining in) went right over everyone's heads. :eek:

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Nice one, Zartan! :D


    -G
     
  15. Wizardscharter

    Wizardscharter New Member

    Jul 25, 2001
    Blue Springs, MO
    G, I Wonder Why.
     
  16. mactheknife

    mactheknife New Member

    Aug 2, 2002
    Baton Rouge, LA
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    is it really necessary to continue quoting the whole conversation?
     
  17. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp G.I. Wonder Why? :D
     
  18. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp What do you mean? :confused:
     
  19. JMMUSA8

    JMMUSA8 New Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Webster
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    saw that coming
     
  20. Snarf

    Snarf Member

    Oct 9, 2003
    Eagle Mountain, UT
    I can't help myself

    It's stewardship not stuart ship (unless you're talking about some guy that goes by that name)

    It's meddling not medaling (unless maybe...um...they're trying to win medals...no I guess that doesn't even work)

    And, just in the interest of overdoing it, scapegoat is one word, not two.

    I hope your skin isn't turning blue right now Zartan, I just couldn't help it.
     
  21. SYoshonis

    SYoshonis Member+

    Jun 8, 2000
    Manistee, Michigan
    Club:
    Michigan Bucks
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Give the guy a break! He was transcribing a conversation, and could only write so fast. Yes, I'm kidding.
     
  22. Brownswan

    Brownswan New Member

    Jun 30, 1999
    Port St. Lucie, FL
    I'm not sure why people keep quoting the post in it's entirety again and again. It wasn't funny the first time, nor was it convincing as a parody of the Metro FO -- not to mention the low-keyed, unassuming Phil Anschutz. It gains nothing on repetition except increased embarrassment, though perhaps not for its author.

    "Writers. They never give you what you want."
    -- Eric Roberts playing a sleaze in a sleazey made-for-tv-show

    The post isn't even sophomoric. Its ineptitude is in a class of its own. It is the "Moose Murders" of BS posts.

    Like the wise guys on Broadway say: Never shoulda let it outa workshop.

    Now -- anybody know what really happened? If anything?
     
  23. Captin Clown

    Captin Clown BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 11, 2003
    West Hollywood
    Hey Every one

    I don't know if it just me but reading over this post it seems Zartan's portrail of Nick S is on the money.. He looks like the type of person to shift blame on every one else but himself, for bad marketing for fighting with his coach and so on....
     
  24. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    Bump.

    ;)
     
  25. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Then why are you always s***ing d***? :rolleyes:
     

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