What took place at The Metro Office Meeting today

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  1. Zartan

    Zartan Red Card

    Nov 12, 2003
    Everglades swamp
    And all of the MetroStars high command met today in the team office to discuss why the season was such a failure...

    Phil Anschultz: BLUNDERERS, FOOLS, We poses financial power greater than any on earth
    yet our championships are stripped from us on every front. Our most dangerous Enemy is not the rest of MLS but YOUR COLLECTIVE INCOMPETENCE.

    Nick Sakiewicz: HOGWASH!!!!

    Phil Anschultz: What did you dare say....

    Nick Sakiewicz: The fault, most wealthy Anschultz, lies not with in us BUT WITHIN YOU!! YOUR OWNERSHIP HAS BEEN POMPOUS, GUILT ANONYMOUS AND PATHETIC!!!!

    Bob Bradley: What did he say??

    Clint Mathis: Gasp! He’s gone crazy!

    Kenny Arena: That’s treason

    Ernesto Motta: I don’t believe it!

    Phil Anschultz: Yes.. Leadership is at the heart of this matter. But it is not mine that is inadequate Nick Sakiewicz IT’S YOURS! YOUR EGO DRIVEN STUPIDITY HAS CONVERTED VICTORY INTO CATASTROPHE FOR THE LAST TIME!!

    Nick Sakiewicz: Go ahead make me the scape goat. My loyal subordinate could testify to my fine stuart ship of metro but you don’t have the courage to let them speak!.

    Phil Anschultz: Wrong again! Defend him if you can!

    Nick Sakiewicz: Indeed they shall. You first nobel Ernesto..

    Ernesto Motta: Footballisticly speaking it’s only fair to say that Mr. Sakiewicz is a world Class..................................BUFFOON................................

    Nick Sakiewicz: What!?! Mo Johnston, Bob Bradley Brave Clint Mathis and Kenny Arena Surely you won’t let Ernesto’s assassination of my character go unchallenged will you??

    Bob Bradley: Certainly not. Ernesto also forgot to mention your frequent display of bad marketing...

    Nick Sakiewicz: UHG!

    Ernesto Motta: You Botched our U.S.Open campaign

    Mo Johnston: We Would have won but you countered ordered our 4 4 2!!

    Ernesto Motta: Your Medaling has brought us defeat again and again!!!

    Bob Bradley: You are not just a fool, you are Metros curse!

    Clint Mathis & Kenny Arena: (At the same time) Inept, Insufficient, Inexcusable!!!

  2. In Bob We Trust

    In Bob We Trust New Member

    Jan 5, 2003
    you had the time to type all that out?
  3. JeffGMc

    JeffGMc Member

    Oct 14, 2000
    New York City
    Chicago Fire
    He's no Decepticon Lazer Beak, now that guy had style.
  4. Michael Mejido

    May 14, 2000

    ....note the use of a G.I.Joe reference in this case.

  5. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Not bad, considering it was translated from Japanese by a highschooler in Osaka.
  6. bukie2k

    bukie2k Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    New Jersey
    Gold, Silver or Bronze?
  7. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    DC United
    This is beautiful. It should hang in the Met alongside the greatest art of the ages. I hope you don't mind when I steal it.

  8. JerzyRebel

    JerzyRebel New Member

    Sep 18, 2002
    Land of Paulie Walnuts
    Funniest thing I saw all day.
  9. Captin Clown

    Captin Clown BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 11, 2003
    West Hollywood
    Hello Metroscrubs fans

    I was reading this post and it seems to be that this post (and we all know it some sort of story) seems to be the real life attitude of every one in general towards your Nick S....Is it really that far off the money/reality..... I see that in New Jersey the education system is so bad that you read with out seeing the deeper meaning to what you read.. but then again what do you expect from Jersey Trash!!!
    I hope Nick S stays GM of your awful team 4 ever!!
    keeping you down in the waste lands that is the armpit of america New Jersey....
  10. NJPsycho

    NJPsycho New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Dirty Jerzee
    The new MFO informer

  11. NJPsycho

    NJPsycho New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Dirty Jerzee
    If you 're going to make fun of Jersey, at least do it with cohesive sentences.

    It's still easier to breath in Newark than it is in LA.

  12. This is no big deal. It's printed on the back of every Penn State diploma.
  13. MetroFever

    MetroFever Member+

    Jun 3, 2001
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    The only serious discussion that took place in the Metros Front Office this week is where to store all the leftover MPF paraphernalia until next season.
  14. red&black1

    red&black1 New Member

    Mar 8, 2003
    Kearny NJ

    Hello Captain Clown,

    I'm from Jersey and when i first read your name i saw that it had deeper meaning then just being a name. Anyway, i rather be living in the armpit of america then the ass crack of america.

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