Korfball? Yes, I said Korfball. Check out the "What is Korfball" page to get the jist of it, it seems to be a game of equality in every sense (probably concieved of by a lonely PE teacher somewhere). I am not knocking it, just judging it.
I just read the first few lines, and it sounds like a mutated version of netball. Maybe it was invented by the only PE teacher who had sympathy for those who weren't that good/didn't bother with PE.
I wonder how Patrick Ewing would've done in korfball or netball. If he took steps, would the ref call him on it?
I think you're getting too complicated, this is apparently a sport for the simple minded...Ewing might do well actually.