What the ******** are you eating?

Hey is eating 1000 calories all day taking 2 shots of tequila and just getting so stoned you fall asleep before the munchies set it an acceptable diet plan?

 

Better than eating 4,000 calories a day.

 

Gluten Free!

 

In Wisconsin, drinking 4,000 calories is called "lunch."

 

I don’t stand a chance do I?

 

How is the new diet going?

 

Im gonna see how them pills work. Can only really go to Portillo’s once a week anyway. It’s like 20 minutes away so too far out of my way. Still got $30 left on my gift card though

 

Well, stretch that $30 as far as you can.
You will enjoy the Portillo's more when it is a "special" occasion.

Good luck.

 

I really hope this shrimp at jewel was made today

 

******** my job

 

Ruben from Pops beef. Go if ever near a pops

 

Really, are you going to cut those each into 5?

 

No I just took like 5 and hoped for the best lol.

 

I feel like the matrix is running on windows 95 and I'm over here on free bsd screaming run you ********ers

 

El Milagro chips are better.