Agreed. You should never lick a toilet seat for any reason. Even if you don't get coronavirus you've still proven darwin right.
If that was the only way to catch the corona virus then ********ing go wild at it, we could use a plague of dumb asses. However, others are put at risk because a few idiots got dropped on their head too often.
OMG Coronavirus is going to kill so many Americans currently stocking up on stuff like this. When this shit is over I'm going to the gym and going to Wisconsin for real dairy so the next time a pandemic happens I'll know I'm in the best possible shape possible and let the chips fall as they may
Oh, come now, after reading your posts low these many months, it is pretty certain you are going to choose: "******** it t the world is ending soon"
At least my vommit will taste like jack Daniels and marinara. I'm ********ing Calling off tommorow. Done being a martyr
I should teach a college course as my new job. Not sure if it should be Bad Ideas 101 of Misanthropy 101. Has anyone ever taken shrooms and edibles at the same time?
“This Czech garlic soup recipe or česnečka is said to be the number one hangover cure in the Czech Republic. It's a simple affair of broth, potatoes, garlic, and onions. This soup is so quick to make that many housewives and mothers rise early in the morning to stir up a pot of this easy dish for their spouses and family members after a night of partying. Garlic soup is by no means the only food eaten to chase away the effects of enthusiastic celebrations.” Cesnecka: Czech Garlic Soup prep 5 mins cook 25 mins total 30 mins Ingredients 2 tablespoons butter 6-12 cloves garlic, crushed (but not minced) 1 small yellow onion, diced (optional) 6 cups vegetable or chicken stock, preferably homemade 2 medium sized potatoes, peeled and cubed 1 teaspoon sea salt 1 teaspoon ground black pepper 1 teaspoon caraway seeds 1 handful fresh parsley, chopped for garnish 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese for garnish (optional, but recommended) Croutons (optional, but highly recommended) 1 baguette, cut into 1/2 - 1 inch cubes 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon oregano 1 teaspoon ground black pepper 1 teaspoon sea salt
“Instructions Stage 1 - Combine Garlic Soup Ingredients In a large stockpot, melt your butter over medium-high heat Next, add your garlic and sauté for 1-2 minutes as it becomes fragrant Add your onion, caraway seeds, pepper and salt then sauté for another 1 minute As the onion starts to sweat and become translucent, begin adding in your vegetable stock into the pot With your stock added, bring everything to a boil Once boiling, add in your potatoes and reduce the heat to medium. Here you’ll let the potatoes simmer for 15-20 minutes as the potatoes cook through and start to “flake” off a bit which will thicken the cesnecka Stage 2 - Tend to Croutons and other Garnishes while Cesnecka Cooks While the garlic soup is simmering together, preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit Take your cubed baguette pieces into a mixing bowl, and toss in your olive oil along with your spices (garlic powder, pepper, oregano, sea salt) Once well tossed, lay your croutons onto a flat baking dish and place into the oven for at least 10 minutes or until golden brown During the 10 minutes the croutons are baking, grate your cheese and chop your parsley in anticipation of serving By this point, your croutons are done and the cesnecka is just about ready. Take the croutons out of the oven and your garlic soup off the heat. To serve, add some croutons, grated cheese and chopped parsley over your soup, and enjoy!”
I can't make this shit up. I think the matrix is starting to glitch. Communists doing capitalism better