What the ******** are you eating?

Going to Portillos before seeing Tim Meadows. Really hope I don't laugh too hard

 

Official review of the portabello Sandwich at portillos. Way too ********ing salty but good idea hiding a veggie burger in delicious foccacia bread. Look forward to someone else doing it better

 

Where are the best elotes in Chicago?

 

Steak tartare

 

Arby's Reuben.But, what about tomorrow?

 

My (24f) boyfriend (26m) keeps eating raw hamburger, is there anything I can do to help him? https://t.co/RLvMZAewLG pic.twitter.com/OmXxQUvMUc

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Where did I go wrong as a child?

 

Good steak tartare is terrific.
Bad steak tartare is deadly.

By the way the best reasonable steak tartare in Chicago is the hackepeter at Laschett's.
Excellent and only about $13.00.

 

I think I need to quit smoking weed except for buffets and Thanksgiving

 

I am seriously debating going to Bridgeview for Mexican seafood

 

I may have killed alot of brain cells the last 2 nights but i can still make a smart decision occasionally

 

Thai Salad called Yum Nua or something like that. Just what the sinuses called for

 

We were at a Chinese restaurant in Boston. My lovely partner ordered frog (whole frog, not frog legs). The waiter was shocked. He tried to explain what a "frog" was by jumping his hand across the table. She ordered it and we enjoyed it.

I had some pig parts that I had never eaten. I don't remember what.

It was highly entertaining.

 

Somebody should open a restaurant where the chef just gets random ingredients daily and you get whatever you get for a random amount of money. Scarcity is the mother of invention

 

It's pie day and I didn't even get a pie ********ing coronavirus

 

I plan on spending alot of time in the bathroom at work today

 

Is that where you drink a case of Corona and scream out "******** you I dare you" to a God you don't believe in while listening to Slayer?

 

...almost as bad.
It is licking an airplane toilet seat to "prove" that coronavirus is a hoax.

Come to think about it, licking an airplane toilet seat is probably worse than drinking a case of Corona.

It's a tough call, though.

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