What the ******** are you eating?

It has been considered, allegedly.

 

Tommorow I diet tonight we dine on combos

 

I want to take a Valium an edible and wake up in Paris to a black coffee and chocolate croissant

 

Who doesn't?!?

 

And I don't drink coffee.

 

I baked

 

Were you "baked" at the time?

 

no

 

I should take this walk now

 

I just discovered there is finally a Vietnamese restaurant in Berwyn. Spring rolls and Pho Ga for the new diet plan. Gotta shake off 4 or 5 holiday pounds!

 

Pops is my favorite chain restaurant with Italian beef. They don't charge extra for everything you might want and it's so good.

 

I'm getting McDonalds breakfast burritos and hash browns this morning. Speaking of hash do I want to go back to sleep after breakfast? Looks all snowy outside

 

I'm going to portillos soon. What do I get that isn't an Italian beef seeing how I had Italian beef yesterday?

 

The portabello sandwich is good.

 

No meat? Think I'll get something else. Falafel sounds great right now

 

It's OK, they were fried in lard.

 

Jesus did love falafel.

 

Jesus is meat.

 

I had shawerma btw I wasn't implying that falafel had meat.