What Team Wants Coop?

Discussion in 'FC Dallas' started by SeventhRowScreamer, Jun 23, 2008.

  1. GraceTX

    GraceTX Member

    Aug 12, 2007
    Plano, TX
    Mulva
     
  2. Jeddy Rasp

    Jeddy Rasp Member

    Feb 10, 2007
    out to lunch
    Cooper just named to MLS's "best 11" for the all-star game.
     
  3. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    And the fact that our coaches last name is strinkingly similiar to a part of a female's sexual organs doesn't concern you?
     
  4. FCDallas96

    FCDallas96 Member

    Aug 12, 2004
    Dallas
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've been calling him Hymen since he was hired and will continue to do so until he can prove he is a decent coach.
     
  5. Jeddy Rasp

    Jeddy Rasp Member

    Feb 10, 2007
    out to lunch

    His first chance will come with the transfer window as this is NOT his team. All he can do is play the hand he's delt and this lot isn't good enough.
     
  6. jamezyjamez

    jamezyjamez Member

    Apr 27, 2007
    Dallas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Agree and disagree on waiting for the transfer window. There's enough talent on this team for immediate results, regardless if it is "his" team or not. Now the results may not be consistent, but I think there is too much talent on this roster for how we've performed in the last couple of weeks, no matter who the coach is. Holding out hope that maybe he really is mailing it in until he gets his players...even though that would kinda piss me off if so.
     
  7. fcd_noob

    fcd_noob New Member

    Apr 17, 2007
    Plano
    I guess winning a game would mean popping his cherry? :eek:
     
  8. SeventhRowScreamer

    Jan 26, 2007
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll be hosting a class on funny posting and you're invited.:D Arkansas will be our guest teacher. The subject: How to be completely shocking in a post and yet still funny.:p
     
  9. jwedding

    jwedding Member

    Jul 21, 2003
    McKinney
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know what they say, "Those who can't do, teach."
     
  10. Scipio Gothicus

    Aug 6, 2001
    Cabo San Lucas
    Club:
    Celtic FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hymen piercings are quite attractive.
    -SD
     
  11. fcd_noob

    fcd_noob New Member

    Apr 17, 2007
    Plano
    YOU started it. Remember that.

    I was just thinking that it's probably a good thing that Hyndman does not have the last name "Hymen". If so, I can foresee several gaffes wherever headlines are concerned:

    "Hymen still seeking breakthrough."

    "Hymen's future intact after contract extension."

    Probably the worst of the bunch:

    " 'Cock tears into Hymen after loss."

    Whoever wrote that last one was admittedly asking for trouble. Naughty Zoot!
     
  12. SCBozeman

    SCBozeman Member

    Jun 3, 2001
    St. Louis
    Off-topic: Villa just bought Guzan. Weren't they interested in Cooper at some point? Too big now?

    On-topic: "hey, show some respect to Hyman, buster."
     
  13. hutchtx

    hutchtx Member

    Jul 21, 2007
    Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Topic: What Team Wants Coop?

    Soooooo, how is this really "on topic"? :p
     
  14. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    That one still works without the "contract" in it and it's much funnier.
     
  15. fc koshigaya

    fc koshigaya Member

    Jul 14, 2005
    Saitama City,Japan
    Club:
    Omiya Ardija
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hymen a mess after getting pounded in LA
     

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