What Target Forward Should I Offer to Marry and Have Babies For?

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by nancyb, May 24, 2003.

  1. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I mean, we're thin at that position. McBride's already got somebody having babies for him and he doesn't need me anyway - he's an American citizen.

    Who's a good target forward who's not capped by another country and who has some fantasies that he could play for the US (reference: Michael Ricketts).
     
  2. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, I forgot to add, please no one with a face like Etcheverry. I'm not willing to go that far for my country.
     
  3. appoo

    appoo Member+

    Jul 30, 2001
    USA
    Target Forwards a rare beast. Go konk Ruud Van Niestelrooy on the head, drug him, get a uh donor out of him, and then raise him an American!
     
  4. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think Ruud may already be cap tied to Holland. Next?
     
  5. jonny

    jonny New Member

    Sep 17, 2002
    Mexico
    Ronaldo

    He is single


    But be warned

    A buck-tooth thing could pop out!
     
  6. jonny

    jonny New Member

    Sep 17, 2002
    Mexico
    oh , opps his newborn to be the next target forward.

    Adriano , Brazil who playes in Italy , perfect for you and for the US of A
     
  7. Soccer Potato

    Soccer Potato New Member

    Feb 19, 2003
    USA
    Go for Buddle. He's got that boyish charm thing going. He's got the size and skill.......

    Rob the cradle, baby!
     
  8. Lloyd Heilbrunn

    Lloyd Heilbrunn Member+

    Club: Inter Miami
    Feb 11, 2002
    Jupiter, Fl.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If cradle robbing is allowed and turnabout's fair play, put Cindy Parlow down as my target forward!:)
     
  9. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm confused.

    The question is: are there any uncapped-non-US-citizen-target-forwards-of-great-potential out there for nancyb to marry and bring into the fold for service on the US team thereby?

    Or is it: are there any US target forwards out there that need to reproduce in order to enhance the US soccer gene pool?

    Or is it: nancyb has a thing for target forwards and is using BS to scout the talent, you know, um "talent" -wise?
     
  10. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Number 1 is the correct question. Please research Michael Ricketts and his claims that he could and he wanted to play for the US. That he could play for the US was absolutely not true because he wasn't a citizen and it would have taken him at least 5 years to get there once he moved to the US and established residency. He based his claims to playing for the US on his father's residency here, which wouldn't help him a bit.

    BTW - I don't think my genes would help produce a target forward. I think you need people who are a bit over 5 ft. for that.
     
  11. amyep

    amyep New Member

    Jul 16, 2002
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Well....since you're not tall enough...I'm 5'9, I would gladly take the job of helping to "develop" the country's next great target forward ehehe
     
  12. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Member+

    Club Med
    Aug 3, 2000
    Proxima Centauri
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The target forward concept is a dinosaur, with no place in the modern game.
     
  13. amyep

    amyep New Member

    Jul 16, 2002
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Way to ruin all the fun....

    (hehehe)
     
  14. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    Hopefully Nomar will fire blanks and Mia Hamm can get a donation or six from Pele. Then we'd be set.
     
  15. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    BTW, if the women's team needs a few more defenders I'm willing to hit it--er...take one for the team--with Heather Mitts.
     
  16. JMU Soccer!

    JMU Soccer! New Member

    Jul 19, 1999
    Hmmm, with your height, you might be giving birth to ABMsOD. :)
     
  17. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    Raleigh NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Riiiight.

    Mario, are you kidding? This didn't come across as kidding.

    Jan Koller won the Bundesliga last year with Borussia Dortmund. Ruud has elements to his game beyond being a target forward, but that's part of what he does. Germany obviously excelled by using power (and Kahn) to overcome its many deficiencies in WC 2002. McBride was a big part of the US' success. Moyes has used a target forward to make Everton a strong club. And on and on.
     
  18. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's friggin' hilarious.
     
  19. LDinCT

    LDinCT New Member

    Jan 7, 2002
    I'd volunteer for Figo. Of course he's kinda old, but he's a forward right?
     
  20. voros

    voros Member

    Jun 7, 2002
    Parts Unknown
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How about Marlon Harewood? Scored 20 in the English 1st division. Is 6'1" and doesn't turn 24 until August...

    Ideally, you could hold a tryout for uncapped players and see which one best fits your criteria.
     
  21. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    I am glad there are limits. I would hate to see Blanco on your doorstep pretending to be a target forward.
     
  22. pething101

    pething101 Member

    Jul 31, 2001
    Smyrna, Ga
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Time to improve that stamina!
     
  23. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Your jeans would help if they were crumpled up in the corner.

    Wait...

    But anyway nancyb. This is the 21st century. Who said you have to MARRY the guy?
     
  24. dude8

    dude8 Member

    Apr 2, 2002
    phoenix
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    what about

    nancyb,
    you could have a contest, maybe call it a shoot-out....

    and the winner is!
     

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